Committed family man B.J. falls "off the fidelity wagon" with a nurse whose husband has just asked for a divorce – and feels sick about it.
Attention, all personnel! B.J. regrets the following tropes:
- Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder:
- Contributes to B.J.'s cheating and Nurse Donovan's divorce.B.J.: Hawk, her husband's back in the States and, uh, their marriage is in trouble.Hawkeye: Gee, I can't understand why. They're only 12,000 miles apart.
- Averted according to Margaret, who claims Donald is "so devoted, it's scary". Other episodes would suggest otherwise...
- Contributes to B.J.'s cheating and Nurse Donovan's divorce.
- The Atoner: B.J. in spades. He even starts writing a letter to confess all to Peg, but is interrupted by Hawkeye, who talks him out of it.
- Bait-and-Switch: In the mess tent, Klinger approaches the table with a coffee pot in hand:Klinger: Colonel, how'd you like a delicious cup of coffee?Col. Potter: I'd love it.Klinger: [pouring] Me, too. This stuff stinks.
- Call-Back: To "The More I See You", as Hawkeye asks B.J. "Who gets an A in fidelity?" (which was Arc Words in that ep).
- Deadpan Snarker: A rare demonstration of this from Frank Burns, who gets off a couple of zingers at Donald's expense.
- After Margaret tells Colonel Potter that she hasn't gotten a letter from him in days:Col. Potter: Not much I can do, Major. Maybe Penobscott's busy.Frank: Yeah, learning to write.
- And shortly afterward:Margaret: [to Potter] I'm worried about Donald. He works so hard.Frank: Maybe he strained himself thinking.
- And still later, after Margaret learns he's in the Tokyo hospital, we get some tag-team snarking from a most unexpected pair:Hawkeye: Maybe he's having a neck installed.Frank: Or getting his upper lip starched.
- After Margaret tells Colonel Potter that she hasn't gotten a letter from him in days:
- "Dear John" Letter: Donovan gets a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband.
- Descent into Addiction: Frank tries to make nice with Margaret in her tent, but soon can't help himself and has to make a pass at her/grope her.
- I Resemble That Remark!: After Radar delivers a letter from Donald to Margaret:Margaret: Wait a minute! This letter has been opened. Look.Radar: [defensively] Sometimes they come like that.Margaret: And sometimes they're opened by creepy company clerks who like to peek at intimate personal passages!B.J.: Come on, Margaret, that's uncalled-for.Hawkeye: It's not fair.Radar: Yeah, and it wasn't even very intimate, either!
- Lampshade Hanging: B.J. turns Hawkeye down, so he asks out Carrie, and she calls him out on making her second fiddle so obviously.
- Last-Second Word Swap: Frank pulls this (ineffectively).Col. Potter: I don't mind singing in the O.R. I'm liable to bust out myself any minute.Frank: Oh, go right ahead, Colonel. It'll do your old heart... middle-aged heart good, sir. [laughs nervously]Col. Potter: You certainly have a winning way, Junior.
- Noodle Incident: Whatever Donald Penobscot did to give himself a double hernia on the rope climb.
- Serial Killer: Klinger's latest Section 8 con has him confessing to being one of these (the "Toledo Strangler") and asking Colonel Potter to extradite him back to Toledo "for a lengthy jury trial". Potter refuses to buy it, especially since the newspaper clipping Klinger helpfully provides states that the most recent murder was just two weeks ago.
- Shout-Out:
- The episode opens with Hawkeye singing "I Only Have Eyes for You" in surgery. And later he recites "I'm Late" from Disney's Alice in Wonderland.
- Radar explains to Hawkeye why he's so tired at breakfast:Radar: I didn't get any sleep last night. I dreamt I was dancing with Major Houlihan, and Betty Grable woke me up, or somethin' like that.
- Title Drop: Between Hawkeye and B.J.:Hawkeye: Are you sure there's nothing going on between you two kids?B.J.: Honest.Hawkeye: A little hanky panky after Taps?B.J.: Scout's honor.