Main Seriesnote
Season One
- "Chef": Khonjin wants some pizza from Gino's Pizzeria.
- "Game Show": Khonjin finds out that whoever wins his game show gets full legal authority to burn down his house and kill his whole family.
- "Mormon": Khonjin is pestered by a Mormon seller and a family connection is revealed.
- "Father": Khonjin's father wreaks havoc in Gino's Pizzeria.
- "Fabric": Khonjin ends up in the edge of time and threatens to destroy reality itself.
- "PI": C4 is planted inside Gino's Pizzeria. Khonjin and Jafar argue over one-liners.
- "Winner": Gino receives someone elses mail while Khonjin gets kidnapped.
- "Shad": Two men are having sex in Khonjin's house.
- "Smash": Khonjin babysits Ruther, but is soon sent to the world of Super Smash Bros..
- "Finale": Gino must cope with Khonjin's death.
Season Two
- "Commercial": A commercial about Gino's Pizzeria.
- "Doctor": Khonjin's threadworms start acting up and his doctor is less than helpful.
- "1000 Subscribers": In this Milestone Celebration, Khonjin celebrates his 1,000 subscribers — which leads to a plane crash.
- "Anime": Khonjin storms a castle in hopes of taking down a cruel false king.
- "Court": Gino sues Khonjin for slander after the latter makes a commercial that says Gino murdered his wife and kids.
- "Heist Part One": Gilmore (Khonjin's father) tells the trio his plan to stop a rival gang, but ends up Corpsing for most of the time.
- "Heist Part Two": The heist plan is put into action, but with various twists and turns, along with a surprise traitor, everything goes wrong.
- "Fame": Khonjin realizes that he isn't as famous as he seems.
- "Jaffraud": Khonjin and Gino try to rescue Gay Spaghetti Chef after he is kidnapped and imprisoned in a castle.
- "Finale": In this Series Fauxnale, Khonjin messes with magic, causing him and Gino to be sent through multiple bizarre dimensions.
Season Three
- "Shark": A shark begins to terrorize Khonjin and Gino's voicemail is heard.
- "4000 Subscribers": In this Sequel Episode to "1000 Subscribers", Khonjin's subscribers are killed in a plane crash and he trains with an old master.
- "T-Shirt": Khonjin wins a golf tournament and advertises his new t-shirt store.
- "T-Shirt 2": Khonjin continues his campaign, but soon realizes that he's been neglecting Gay Spaghetti Chef during the holidays.
- "Teacher": Khonjin becomes a teacher for a school and Ruther becomes his star pupil.
- "Crimis": In this Christmas Episode. Khonjin and Gino try to out-swindle each other in Go Fish.
- "PI Part One": Khonjin monologues his time as a detective.
- "PI Part Two": Khonjin continues to monologue as a surprise enemy returns.
- "Disguise": Khonjin and Ruther try to trick Gino into cooking them a pizza by dressing up as his family.
- "Finale": In this show's first Wham Episode. Pent rises after Khonjin accidentally fumbles his Catchphrase.
Season Four
- "Road Trip": The trio go to Six Flags where they have to kill Jafar.
- "Pressure": Gino dies and his funeral is held.
- "Spaghetti": Gay Spaghetti Chef starts a cooking show, but Bill Bargains makes budget cuts.
- "Dweebus": Khonjin turns into a penguin and his life begins to fall apart.
- "Diary": Khonjin writes in his diary about a day he had.
- "Best Game": Gino spontaneously reviews Undertale, to Khonjin's utter confusion.
- "10,000 Subscriber Special": In this show's second Wham Episode, Gino dreads Khonjin's return but is met by Pent.
- "Thigh Gap": Khonjin sleeps in Gino's Pizzeria and argues about thick thighs with him.
- "MRA": A magic bow turns Khonjin and Gino into women.
- "Finale": In this Wham Episode, Khonjin is gone and Gay Spaghetti Chef is dead. Gino and Gilmore look for new workers for the pizzeria.
Season Five
- "Pizza Mambo": Gino faces off with a rival pizzeria while Khonjin gets castrated by a scorpion.
- "Taxi": Khonjin attempts to coerce Gino into an adventure involving taxis and baby strollers.
- "Time Travel": Khonjin travels through time, ending up in: the future, 9/11, and The Flintstones.
- "Blind Date": Khonjin invites Gay Spaghetti to a romantic date. Though there's something wrong with Khonjin when he refuses to remove his blindfolds.
- "Infiltrator Part One": The trio tries to break into an enemy facility.
- "Infiltrator Part Two": With Gino bailing on the mission and Khonjin kidnapped, Gay Spaghetti Chef seizes control of the plan.
- "PI 3 Part One": Khonjin's attempt to destroy Gino's Pizzeria with a blimp leads to his death. Quincey tries to find out who is responsible for his death.
- "PI 3 Part Two": The investigation continues; Gino is interrogated by Quincey but it goes nowhere.
- "Hell": Khonjin and Gilmore initiate their plan to kill themselves, go to Heaven, and steal Jesus' shoes. Gino leaves but finds an ominous letter.
- "Grand Finale": In the Series Fauxnale, Gino and Smack's plan to take down Pent is set in motion.
Season Six
- "40K": Khonjin tracks down the whereabout of Gino and learns of a sacred place all pizzeria owners go to pay their respects.
- "Gay": Gay Spaghetti Chef returns after a year of absence - to the celebration of the entire world.
- "Racist": Khonjin and Gilmore are flabbergasted by Gino's offensive language.
- "Heist 3": The gang's heist goes awry during a highway chase.
- "Heist 3 Part Two": With their heist in smoke, Gino tries to convince the police they are innocent.
- "Cat": Gino befriends a cat and is worried when Khonjin arrives.
- "Cat Part Cat": Khonjin's jokes prove to be more lethal than one would expect.
- "Drive Through": Gino hires Khonjin as his new drive-thru worker.
- "Breaking Point": Khonjin has enough of Gino.
- "Game": Gino tasks Khonjin with several quests. Though they all fail when Khonjin keeps dying.
Season Seven
- "Blue Omen Operation": After a near fatal car crash, Gino gets interested in a new kickstarter game.
- "Sing Boy": Khonjin clones himself in yet another attempt to steal Gino's pizza.
- "Pride Month": Gino doesn't know about Pride Month and watches as Khonjin and Gay Spaghetti Chef are sent to Mother Earth.
- "Dog": Khonjin brings a dog that doesn't belong to him into Gino's Pizzeria.
- "Space": When Gino jokingly suggests he and Khonjin go to space, Khonjin actually goes through with the idea.
- "Commercial 3": Khonjin advertises his new book.
- "Amore": Gino shows Khonjin how to sing Amore like a real Italian.
- "Cry About It": Khonjin's latest attempt to get a free pepperoni pizza leaves Gino in shock.
- "Chip": Khonjin eats a bag of chips for almost a minute while nothing else happens.
- "Infiltrator 2": Snake calls Gay Spaghetti Chef.
- "Waffle House": Khonjin 'sells' inedible oven-cooked waffles for money.
- "Illegal Offensive War": Khonjin puts the episode number 69 to good use.
- "The End": Khonjin finally eats his first and last slice of pizza.
Season Eight
- "We're Back": Khonjin refuses to revive the show before later attempting to revive the show, but Gino is not having any of it.
- "Master": Gino meets his master and then Khonjin shows Gino his master.
- "Speed Run": EZScape shows you how to acquire and speed run the only existing copy of the Khonjin House video game.
- "Victory": Gino discovers that being victorious isn't good.
- "Bowling": After making it onto the news, Khonjin takes an unrelated trip to the bowling alley with Gay Spaghetti Chef and Ruther.
- "Grandma": Gino has to be on his best behaviour when Khonjin's mob-hating grandmother comes to visit.
- "Sick": Gilmore rushes Khonjin to the hospital after contracting smallpox.
- "Mad Mad Gino": Khonjin incurs the mad wrath of Gino.
- "Old": Khonjin's father is beginning to show his age as a mafia meeting strays into absurdity.
- "Finale": In the very last episode ever, Khonjin gets locked out of his house by Ruther and her cruel friends.
Khonjin Takes a Break/Khonjin House Bonus Season
- "Episode One"note : Khonjin is summoned by Gino to return from his vacation.
- "Episode Two"note : Gino and Khonjin hunt down the CrabCrab.
- "Episode Three"note : After being inspected at the airport, Khonjin creates a commercial.
- "Episode Four"note : With his commercial failing, Khonjin breaks the news to a penguin orphanage.
- "Episode Five"note : Khonjin enters a tournament to save the orphanage.
- "Episode Six": Khonjin becomes a crooked police officer.
- "Episode Seven": Khonjin goes to prison and problems arise when the soap drops.
- "Episode Eight": In the Sequel Episode to "Hell", Khonjin, Gino, and Gilmore, die and go to Heaven.
Other
- "Khonjin House Call #1": Pent gets a call from his phone.
- "Khonjin Returns From His Break"note : A compilation of all the "Khonjin Returns" skits and "Everything I Own is Broken".
- "A Fucking Commercial of All Things"note : Khonjin races to his store when he finds out that it's only open for a limited time.
- "Gino is Rich House"note : Gino brags about his large cigar to Khonjin.