Funny / Khonjin House

• From "Mormon":
  Dumbass: Does your cat have a father?
  Khonjin: I don't know! I found this cat in the garbage!
  Dumbass: Well, I'll just get down to it. It's okay, you can come in!
  Larger Cat: Hello, son.
  (Khonjin ends up Corpsing)
• The ending to "Fabric":
  Khonjin: Ladies and gentlemen... FUCK!
• The episode "Winner":
  Khonjin: Hey Gino, what's u-
  Gino, suddenly holding a pistol: GET THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT NOW.
  (Khonjin's scream is cut short by a Smash Cut)
• Episode 10 begins with Khonjin suddenly exploding, leaving Gino confused. The rest of the episode is him making seemingly random phone calls to dead Khonjin. The last one has him singing something so random that Even the Subtitler Is Stumped, before he starts laughing, while the phone "combusted into a hellish inferno the likes of which no one had seen before". This becomes a hell of a lot more funny when Word of God stated that all of Gino's phone calls were actual unscripted messages from Gino's voice actor.
• "Road Trip":
  • This exchange at the beginning:
    Khonjin: So how far away is Six Flags?
    Gino: We're not going to Six Flags! We're going on a hit. Orders from the boss.
    Khonjin: Oh... That's...strange... I-I could have sworn we're going to Six Flags considering I'M ALREADY IN THE CAR, AND WE'RE GOING TO SIX FLAGS!
    (Khonjin drives the car to Six Flags, with Gino screaming hanging on to the trunk)
  • Gay Spaghetti Chef attempting to use his powers to attack Jafar, but then suddenly explodes.
• Pent lampshading the inconsistencies of the restaurant name switching between Gino and Fratelli's Pizza.
• The first episode of Season 5 has Gino telling Khonjin that his greatest wish is for Khonjin to be castrated by a scorpion, and then a lamp crashes through Gino's window. The genie appears and a scorpion appears out of nowhere. Khonjin's reaction is priceless.
  Khonjin: OHMYGODNO! (screams) (screams) (screams) (screams)
• This bit from "Infiltrator"
  "I knew you would sneak in through the pipe, so I turned my base into a giant pipe!"
• Gino going full Genre Savvy in "Drive Through".
  Khonjin: Love to stay and chat, but, uh, I gotta go run the drive-thru.
  Gino: We do not have a drive- yes, we do. You know what? We do, because by every conceivable metric, it is not possible for this restaurant to have a drive-thru, and if there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted, fucked-up world. So even though we do not have room for a drive-thru, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-thru right in the face. (Cut to Gino and Khonjin looking through a drive-thru window) Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So, uh, I'm going to go home, and asphyxiate every single stray cat I see on the way there.
• Episode 59 involves Khonjin telling Gino that he has had enough and kicking Gino in the balls.

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