Recap: Family Guy S 11 E 11 The Giggity Wife
January 27, 2013
When Peter discovers Joe has a student ID he took from a kid that gave him lip, Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus for lunch and have a wild night on the town. A drunken Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute named Charmisse. She refuses to let go of their relationship and Quagmire starts to consider divorce until Joe points out that he could lose everything. Quagmire tries to make the best of it but Charmisse cannot pull herself far enough out of the gutter for his tastes. When Quagmire is reluctant to pursue their relationship, Charmisse questions if he is gay and when she says the marriage would be over if true, Quagmire pretends to be gay.
After catching Quagmire watching straight porn, Charmisse demands that Quagmire prove he is gay by having sex with a man. Quagmire approaches Peter with the idea and Peter agrees provided they have a date first, which Quagmire suffers through. Back at Quagmire's house, Charmisse insists they get on with the sex and the guys clumsily and reluctantly prepare. Just as they almost consummate their act, Charmisse calls off the charade, noting that it is obvious that they are straight but if Quagmire wants a divorce that badly, she will grant him one and appreciates Quagmire treating her better than any other guy she has met. After Charmisse leaves, a nearly naked Peter and Quagmire embrace in relief as Peter suddenly noted the camera on Quagmire's laptop is on. The scene then cuts to the Griffin home, with the family in shock while Stewie mistakes the web video for an episode of Glee.
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