Recap / Family Guy Fanon

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The following is a list of episode titles and summaries for the fanfic wiki Family Guy Fanon, a re-imagining of the 1999 FOX sitcom, Family Guy.

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NOTE: Due to how similar most of these episodes are from the original, episodes will only have summaries and pages for them if they either a) are original stories or b) have major differences to the original plot and/or have a different A/B plot. Episodes that don't entirely follow the critique will have their episode recaps link to the episode's page on the website.

Warning: Episode pages contain unmarked spoilers. This being an ongoing wiki project, expect some story summaries, titles, and episode orders to be changed. Episodes are listed by the order found on the List of Episodes guide.

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Series 1

Season 1 (January 31 - May 30, 1999)

1. Death Has a Shadow": In the town of Quahog, Rhode Island, an dim-witted fat man named Peter Griffin has to find a way to provide for his family when he gets fired from his only job at a children's toy factory.
2. I Never Met Mr. Deaddy (AKA "I Never Met the Dead Man")
3. Mind Over Murder
4. Do and Die: The first original story of this fanfic. When The Mayor of Quahog Buddy Cianci resigns, famous actor, Adam West starts running for mayor. Lois does not want someone as loose and silly as him, becoming mayor, and runs against him, pushing a very strict agenda.
5. A Hero Sits Next Door
6. Peter's in Charge: Peter's put in charge of the kids while Lois is away, but becomes a servant to Stewie when the latter puts a mind control device on him.
7. Love Your Trophy (AKA "Love Thy Trophy")
8. Brian Griffin: Portrait of a Dog (AKA "Brian: Portrait of a Dog")
9. The Son Also Draws
10. A Picture's Worth $1000 (AKA "A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks")
11. Death is a Bitch
12. Wasted Talent
13. Holy Crap
14. Meg for Mercy: Meg tries to impress Kevin with her skating talent, while Peter takes a Native American casino croupier, Change for a Buck, under his wing after loses his job.
15. The King is Dead
16. Brian in Love
17. Chitty Chitty Death Bang
18. Da Boom

Season 2 (September 9th, 1999 - March 14th, 2000)

1. "Road to Rhode Island
2. "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
3. "Dammit Janet!: While Stewie falls in love with another baby named Janet, Peter decides to make a chick flick after enjoying one he saw in the cinema with Lois.
4. "Running Mates
5. "Screwed the Pooch
6. "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
7. "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, ... Brother?
8. "Let's All Go to the Hop"
9. "Employee for Fire": When Peter gets fired from his job again, he must find a new one - and fast. Meanwhile, when Meg gets voice transplant, Lois must choose whether to support her decision or reverse the transplant.
10. "He's Too Sexy For His Fat": Peter and Chris both get sensitive about their weight and causes Peter to leave work and Chris to skip gym class, ending with the obvious consequences. So the two try to diet, and when that doesn't work, they get liposuction and eventually plastic surgery.
11. "Fore Father"
12. "The Kiss Seen Around the World"
13. "Good Ol' Fargy Love": A down in his life Randall Fargus doesn't feel like dancing at a Valentine's Day Dance because he's embarrassed about his low-life bachelor lifestyle he still lives at ninety six, Peter tries to help Fargus get a girlfriend. But when it fails to yield results, Fargus creates a love potion to make someone fall in love with him and accidentally dumps the chemicals into the air and it causes people to start falling in love with each other.
14. "Neighbor Pains": John Herbert, an elderly man who's a convicted pedophile who fled from Cortland to avoid arrests, moves into Spooner Street and is dead set on Chris. Meanwhile, Joe tries to join The Drunk Buddies gang.
15. "The Story On Page One": While Meg signs up as a reporter with her school newspaper, Chris also signs up for his school's newspaper as a cartoonist, but slowly finds out how much the newspaper wants to limit his creativity.
16. "Missionary Impossible" (AKA "Emission Impossible")
17. "Between Sanity and Madness": Relationships in the Griffin household suffer when Peter's religious father Francis and manipulative mother Thelma are offered to stay at their house when they lose their house due to a bad gambling game and end up breaking Peter.
18. "To Love and Die in Dixie"
19. "Lethal Weapons"
20. "Power Over Peter": Peter realizes his drinking is a huge problem when he awakes to find he beaten up his family in a drunken fantasy, and tries to quit drinking. Meanwhile, Meg gets braces and get them locked with Neil's.
21. "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
22. "The Guyfathers" (AKA "There's Something About Paulie"): Peter and Francis befriend a mobster's son Big Fat Paulie, which inadvertently leads to them being the target of a hit.
23. "The Thin White Line"

Season 3 (October 5th, 2000 - February 18th, 2001)

1. "Brian Does Hollywood"
2. "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
3. "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
4. "Peter Griffin's All-Stars": The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory's losing softball team goes up against The Quahog Police Station's softball team, pitting Peter and Joe against each other. Meanwhile, Chris loses his dad's baseball over at The Herbert House and fears going over there to get it back.
5. "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
6. "And the Wiener Is ..."
7. "Blind Ambition"
8. "Breaking Out is Hard to Do"
9. "Mr. Saturday Knight"
10. "A Fish Out of Water"
11. "The Fat Man and the Sea": Peter tries to catch the legendary Pendragon fish, but he has a little competition, when it comes to Seamus and Bruce. Meanwhile, Neil tries to act more like Kevin to get Meg to love him. But has competition of his own when Fargus' son Anthony falls in love with Meg.
12. "A Cheater Runs Through It": When Peter starts acting suspicious and spends more time out at sea, Lois worries he’s cheating on her overseas. Meanwhile, Brian tries to write a book, but procrastinates way too much.
13. "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
14. "From Method to Madness"
15. "Model Misbehavior"
16. "The Fat Guy Strangler"
17. "I Take Thee Quagmire"
18. "Death Lives"
19. "Ready, Willing, and Disabled"
20. "Brian Wallows, Peter Swallows"
21. "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1"

Series 2

Special (April 29th, 2003)

1. Family Guy: Live in Vegas: After getting the word of their show being uncancelled, the Griffins want to do something special for the fans of the show that saved their show and well as return with a bang: throw a live musical at Las Vegas.

Season 4 (May 4th, 2003 - February 22nd, 2004)

1. North by North Quahog
2. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High: To get few more credits in his science class to raise it to an A, Chris, along with Peter, helps his teacher Mr. Fargus on an experiment involving a body-swap machine
3. Peter's Got Woods
4. Don't Make Me Over
5. Petarded
6. 15 Minutes of Shame
7. The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire
8. Brian the Bachelor
9. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
10. Road to Europe
11. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
12. The Perfect Castaway
13. Flights of Disaster: Peter tries to get back on his feet and find a job. But with it not seeming to work, Lois gets a job as a flight attendant, which Peter hates the idea of... until he finds out free plane tickets are involved. Meanwhile, Brian decides to go job searching himself, and seeks advice from Bruce.
14. Jungle Fever (AKA "Jungle Love")
15. The Courtship of Stewie's Father
16. Hell Comes to Quahog
17. Deep Throats
18. PTV
19. A Star is Born... Kind Of: It's a wish come true for Meg when she gets her big break becomes a famous movie actress... or so it is at first. Meanwhile, Peter finds that his father Francis has become as obese as him after he accidently fell in a vat of lard during a factory tour, and the two form an odd bond.
20. Petergeist
21. Full Metal Jackass: Kevin signs up for the draft and is quickly accepted to fight in the Iraq War. And Meg sees this as her final chance to ask him out before she leaves. Meanwhile, Brian tries to help Chris do all the activities on his middle school list before he graduates.
22. Mother Tucker
23. Sibling Rivalry

DVD Movie (February 29th, 2004 - March 14th, 2004)

• ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
  1. Stewie B. Goode
  2. Bango Was His Name, Oh!
  3. Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Series 3

Season 5 (September 10th, 2006 - February 25th, 2007)

1. Stewie Loves Lois
2. Whistle While Your Wife Works
3. Prick Up Your Ears
4. Love and Sabotage: While Stewie falls in love with Olivia, Peter and Francis try to set up a Mother's Day (or a Wife Day) dinner for Lois and Thelma, and end up flooding the house.
5. E. Peterbus Fargnum (AKA "E. Peterbus Unum")
6. Brian Sings and Swings
7. Barely Legal
8. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz: Peter and Francis get left together when Lois and Thelma go on a trip. But after a mishap of Francis' stubborn beliefs to get Stewie baptized leaves Peter and Francis stuck living in a bubble, Brian creates a new religion just to spite Francis.
9. Saving Private Brian
10. Patriot Games
11. Brian Goes Back to College
12. The Family Guy 100th Episode Special: The Griffins and their close friends take a trip down memory lane to celebrate 100 episodes.
13. Boys Do Cry
14. Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
15. Long John Peter: While at a pirate dinner show, Peter and Francis discover their inner pirate and start a pirate group. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, it comes back to bite them in the asses when they upset British man Shelly Boothbishop, who kidnaps their wives as ransom.
16. Road to Rupert
17. Not All Dogs Go to Heaven: While home sick with the mumps, Meg is forced to listen to Francis' Christain beliefs and ends up growing a relationship with him. Meanwhile, Stewie kidnaps the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
18. Love, Blactually
19. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
20. Family Gay
21. The Juice is Loose
22. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
23. You May Now Kiss the Uh ... Guy Who Receives
24. Untitled Griffin Family History

Season 6 (September 16th, 2007 - April 20th, 2008)

1. McStroke
2. I Dream of Jesus
3. Back to the Woods
4. Airport '07
5. No Chris Left Behind
6. Meet the Quagmires
7. The Man With Two Brians
8. Dog Gone
9. Mad Mex: Consuela moves into Spooner Street and becomes a pain in the ass to the neighbors. Meanwhile, Cleveland gets back into the dating game and starts dating a sassy black woman named Bernice.
10. Dog and Dumber: Brian dumbs himself down to get a better understanding of Jillian. Meanwhile, Cleveland toughens himself up to get a better understanding of Bernice.
11. Ocean's Three and a Half
12. New Star Stew-Dent: Peter and Chris become secret agents and end up biting off more then they can chew when they have to go on a mission to stop an unknown enemy from destroying a city. Meanwhile, Susie becomes a student at Quahog Preschool and is a better student than Stewie. Which eventually leads up to Stewie going on a time travel adventure.
13. Stew-Roids
14. Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
15. Breadlosers: Peter gets fired for the umpteenth time, leaving Chris as the only person providing for the family, as he still works at the video store. As such, Chris overthrows Peter's role as man of the house and starts calling the shots. Meanwhile, Peter uses his NAAFP group to be a fat activist and leads a lot of citizens to gain weight.
16. No Meals on Wheels
17. Peter's Two Dads
18. Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
19. Former Life of Brian (AKA "The Former Life of Brian")
20. Blue Harvest
21. Play it Again, Brian: The relationship between Peter, Lois and Brian is tested.
22. Peterotica: While Peter starts writing erotic books that become a big hit in Quahog, Stewie tries to help Brian with a rough friendship breakup with Peter.
23. FOX-y Lady
24. Peter's Progress
25. 420
26. Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
27. Padre de Familia
28. Baby Not On Board
29. Stewie Kills Lois
30. Lois Kills Stewie

Season 7 (September 7th, 2008 - March 1st, 2009)

1. Road to the Multiverse
2. Jerome is the New Black
3. Hannah Banana
4. Quagmire's Baby
5. We Love You, Conrad!
6. Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
7. Extra Large Medium: While Lois and Eliza get obsessed with psychics, Chris decides to take on his biggest challenge yet- paint a mural.
8. Brian & Stewie
9. Family Goy
10. Big Man on Hippocampus
11. April in Quahog: After it’s announced that the Apocalypse is coming in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog tries to live out their last day to the fullest.
12. Quagmire's Dad
13. A Woman Walks Into a Bar: Randall, Eliza and Anthony must find a way to attract new customers to the Wacky World of Mayhem when sales are tanking and the business is at risk of being shut down. Meanwhile, Horace hires a sexy female bartender, who attracts a slew of new customers.
14. Peter-Assment
15. Brian Griffin's House of Payne
16. How Farg is Heaven?: Peter finds out that his favorite teacher Mr. Fargus is dying in the hospital, and gets into a funk. Meanwhile, Chris has to surrender his art style for anime to impress a girl, losing credibility in the process.
17. Spies Reminiscent of Us
18. Go, Stewie, Go!
19. Something, Something, Dark Side
20. Partial Terms of Endearment
    • Family Guy: Live in Quahog (Syndicated): Made to fill the empty spot Partial Terms of Endearment left due to its lifetime ban.
21. Dial Meg for Murder
22. Ratings Guy
23. Peter's Daughter
24. Quagmire's Quagmire
25. Foreign Affairs
26. The Splendid Source

Cleveland Show Season 1 (September 14th, 2008 - March 8th, 2009)

1. Cleveland Moves In (AKA "Pilot")
2. Brawl in the Family: Robert and Donna get into a custody battle over their kids, and it doesn't help Cleveland, to know the kids prefer the former. Meanwhile, Junior has trouble with making friends at his new school.
3. Birth of a Salesman
4. Good News Bear: Overwhelmed with handling his new family, Cleveland seeks comfort from Tim. Meanwhile, Roberta does drugs.
5. The One About Friends
6. From Fatness to Fitness: Cleveland and Junior get into the habit of working out, by going to Holt's gym. Meanwhile, Rallo starts blaming all of his wrongdoings on Meadowlark Lemon.
7. The Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb
8. Ladies' Night]
9. From Bed to Worse
10. Love Rollercoaster
11. [[Field of Streams]]
12. [[A Brown Thanksgiving]]
13. Father Figured Out: LeVar gives Cleveland some pointers on how to be a better father, by taking him to his old house. Meanwhile, Donna gets together with Yvette, in light of Cleveland's prolonged absence.
14. [[Once Upon a Thyne in New York]]
15. [[Da Doggone Daddy Daughter Dinner Dance]]
16. [[Gone With the Wind]]
17. [[A Cleveland Brown Christmas]]
18. [[The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool]]
19. [[Buried Pleasure]]
20. [[Brotherly Love]]
21. [[Our Gang]]
22. [[Brown History Month]]
23. Crime Don't Pay: When the kids are at Robert's house for the week, he wins them over with a bunch of fancy stuff that makes them like him better than Cleveland. Donna begins to questions how someone as poor and unemployed as him can get all those things and then Junior figures out that it's because he's a criminal stealing these things. Meanwhile, Principal Farquhare is a pain in the ass boss to Donna.
24. [[Cleveland's Angels]]
25. [[The Brown Knight]]
26. [[You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown]]

Season 8 (August 30th, 2009 - February 21st, 2010)

1. And Then There Were Fewer
2. Excellence in Broadcasting
3. Powerball Fever
4. Baby, You Knock Me Out
5. New Kidney in Town
6. Trading Places
7. The Mortician: At the funeral for everyone who died in "And Then There Were Fewer", Mort celebrates being rid of Muriel and gets himself back in the saddle. Similarly, the honestly hurting Jillian makes the tough decision, that she needs to move on from Derek, and Brian sees this as his last chance at getting back together with her.
8. Amish Guy
9. Halloween on Spooner Street
10. Stewie Goes for a Drive
11. Friends of Peter G
12. Teigs for Two
13. Thanks But No Thanksgiving: The Griffins do a family thanksgiving party that gets ruined by Buck
14. Road to Germany
15. The Blind Side
16. Grumpy Old Man
17. Holly Jolly Folly: Peter decides to buy Fargus’ old attraction to bring back the lost life in it on Christmas. Meanwhile, Lois directs a theater Christmas play.
18. Save the Clam
19. Peter Gets Served: With Jerome being the new bartender of The Drunken Clam, he makes a few changes to the bar to make it more "black", much to the chargin of Peter, Quagmire, and Joe. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie help Chris catch an art thief that's been plagiarizing his art.
20. Business Guy
21. Three Kings
22. Secondhand Spoke
23. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
24. Burning Down the Bayit
25. Tom Tucker: A Man and His Dream
26. It's a Trap!

Season 9 (August 15th, 2010 - February 6th, 2011)

1. Seahorse Seashell Party
2. Finders Keepers
3. Peter Problems
4. Farmer Guy
5. Mr. and Mrs. Stewie
6. 200 Episodes Later: For the 200th episode, Stewie and Brian once again present five mini-episodes:
   • "Petericus": Peter stubbornly signs up to a coliseum, where he’ll be pitted against a man-eating lion
   • "Alone": Francis wakes up one morning and finds to be in a world where's he completely alone.
   • "Art Imitates Life": After his dad destroys his art book, Chris gets a new artbook that puts anything - and any one - he draws into the book
   • "A Farg Memory": Eliza get haunted by Fargus’ ghost and looks to Peter for help
   • "Jerome the Bartender": A day in the life of all the crazy crap Jerome has to deal with as the Drunken Clam’s new bartender.
7. Forget-Me-Not
8. Cool Hand Peter
9. Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q.
10. And I'm Joyce Kinney
11. Total Recall
12. Killer Queen
13. You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
14. Livin' on a Prayer
15. Quagmire and Meg
16. Thanksgiving With The Griffins (AKA "Thanksgiving")
17. 7th Kevin: After returning from the war, Kevin has trouble with simply going back to the way things were, and even experiences a little PTSD.
18. Leggo My Meg-O
19. Be Careful What You Fish For
20. Call Girl
21. Road to Jamaica: Brian gets in trouble with the cops for smoking weed and fed up with Rhode Island's stupid anti-marijuana policies, he decides to go to Jamaica for a vacation. Against Brian's wishes, Stewie stows away with him, without him knowing and has Peter Dinklage play his role, while he's gone. In Jamaica, they both smoke weed and get high. Meanwhile, Peter has Stella cover for him while he skips work.
22. Internal Affairs
23. Brothers & Sisters
24. German Guy
25. Tea Peter
26. Family Guy Viewer Mail #2

Season 10 (September 11th, 2011 - April 1st, 2012)

1. Back to the Pilot
2. Peter Runs a Marathon: Peter watches the marathon of every episode of Star Trek: The Original Series and misses the birth of Adam and Carol's daughter, Robin West.
3. Family Guy: In Spaaaaaace!
4. Chris Cross
5. The Giggity Wife
6. Brian Writes a Bestseller
7. Welcome Back, Carter
8. Turban Cowboy
9. The Old Man and the Big C
10. High School English
11. My Little Brother: Meg makes the horrifying discovery that Chris is a Brony, and exploits this to make him a bigger outcast at school than she is. Meanwhile, Stewie hangs with Yousief and uses Yousief's weapon to kill Chris' bullies.
12. The Big Bang Theory
13. Joe's Revenge
14. Road to the North Pole
15. Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
16. Friends Without Benefits
17. Into Fat Air
18. 12 and a Half Angry Men
19. Valentine's Day in Quahog
20. Bigfat
21. A Fistful of Meg
22. No Country Club for Old Men
23. The Most Interesting Man in The World
24. Brian's Play
25. Roads to Vegas: When Peter wins four tickets to go to Las Vegas for a Celine Dion concert, he decides to go with his mother and give the other tickets to Stewie and Brian, who use Stewie's teleportation device to get to Vegas. But chaos ensues for both parties as both parties see the trip differently.
26. Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 (September 2nd, 2012 - March 10th, 2013)

1. Life of Brian: After the previous time travel catastrophe, Stewie's time machine has irreparably fried its internal circuits. Though Stewie doesn't seem to mind... until Brian is hit and killed by a car.
2. A Filler in Need: To fill the void Brian left with him being dead, the Griffin's get a new dog named Vinny much to Stewie's anger
3. Mobsters Inc.: Stewie discovers Vinny's mobster lifestyle and realizes that he's just as badass as he is. Meanwhile, Peter has to go to a racial sensitivity class, after saying something racist against Fouad.
4. Encyclopedia Griffin
5. Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
6. A Play on Turds: Chris gets the role of Romeo in the school play, just so he can kiss Anna, playing Juliet. However, Anna ends up becoming the understudy of an ugly girl named Ellen, so Chris has to help sabotage Ellen's role, so he can kiss Anna. Meanwhile, Lois potty trains Stewie.
7. Ganging Down: Vinny backs out of the mobster gang, once it starts interfering with his family life.
8. Vestigial Peter
9. Baby Got Black
10. Replaced: Brian's Story: Francis takes a wallowing Brian in Hell on a ghost trip back to the real world to make him feel better... but accidentally makes it worse when Brian finds out his family forgot about him and replaced him with Vinny.
11. It's in the Yard: The Detective Bar Buddies follow a new case: who killed Peter's dog Brian. Meanwhile, Stewie and Vinny go on a quest to find supplies to make a machine to reach Heaven to find Brian.
12. A New Lease on Death: Stewie and Vinny find out Brian's in Hell and asks for Jesus' help to take them there for an hour to see Brian
13. Grimm Job
14. One of the Girls: After Lois breaks up with Bonnie, Vinny helps her make new friends and she becomes friends with Stella, she ruins her for Peter.
15. Road House: Peter and The Beer Bar Buddies get arrested for drunk driving.
16. He's Bla-ack!: Cleveland and his family return to Quahog. Now, Cleveland has to find a new job, Donna has to fix up the house, Junior has to adjust to being bullied at James Woods High, Roberta has to become popular and stay that way, and Rallo has to adjust to Stewie being cooler than him.
17. Death of a Mailman: Cleveland gets used to his new job as a mailman, thanks to Bruce's assistance while Peter and the Beer Bar Buddies act extremely rude to Cleveland for some reason.
18. 3 Acts of God
19. Italian Stu: After spending so much time with Vinny, Stewie starts to act Italian.
20. A White for the Coloreds: After Lois and Donna have a falling out, they forbid their husbands to see each other again.
21. Into Harmony's Way (AKA "In Harmony's Way")
22. Turkey Guys: On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Vinny get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day.
23. Hot Pocket-Dial
24. Wacky Races: A race war breaks out, between every race ever.
25. Road to New York: Stewie and Vinny travel to New York on a quest to find something that needs to be added. Meanwhile, Peter tries to be a surrogate father and husband to Randall Fargus' son and wife Anthony and Eliza. and ends up being more attached to them than his own family
26. Christmas Guy

Season 12 (July 21st, 2013 - January 26th, 2014)

1. Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
2. Brian the Closer
3. The Book of Joe
4. Brian is a Bad Father
5. Fighting Irish
6. Junior Sized: Chris' artist talent is put to the test when he enters a contest to make an animated cartoon and works himself to the max to make it to the deadline. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. goes to Meg's school and has to deal with the bullies
7. Herpe the Love Sore
8. Take My Wife
9. Kimi Stupid Love: Quagmire realizes that his relationship Kimi is a lot more than just a way to go on vacation. They have legitimate feelings for each other. And the two decide to get married.
10. Pilling Them Softly
11. Underage Peter
12. This Little Piggy
13. Chap Stewie
14. The Heartbreak Dog
15. Peternormal Activity
16. Once Bitten
17. Dr. C and the Women
18. Take a Letter
19. Peter's Sister
20. The Peanut Butter Kid
21. Mom's the Word
22. New Adventures of Old Tom
23. The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
24. Peter, Chris, and Brian
25. Brokeback Swanson
26. Quagmire's Mom: Quagmire faces a statutory rape charge when he has sex with a 15 year old girl that's revealed to be his wife Kimi's younger sister... by three years.
27. Scammed Yankees
28. Inside Family Guy

Season 13 (September 7th, 2014 - February 1st, 2015)

1. The Simpsons Guy
2. Game Guy Advance: Chris gets a virtual reality headset and goes onto the online world. But gets so attached to it he doesn't want to leave. So the Griffins need to enter the VR world to get him back.
3. A Shot in the Dark
4. An App a Day
5. Need for Weed: When Peter misses his old job at the toy factory, Brian time travels back to when Peter invited Mr. Weed at that dinner to prevent his death. But when he comes back to the new present, he finds out Peter’s now the Head of Toy Development and is a massive prick about it.
6. Bookie of the Year
7. Carter and Tricia
8. Guy, Robot
9. Roasted Guy
10. Road to India
11. Papa Has a Rollin' Son
12. Stewie is Enciente
13. Baking Bad
14. Peter Pan: Peter becomes a pansexual and Meg gets a transgender boyfriend.
15. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
16. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
17. #JOLO
18. Hot Shots
19. Our Idiot Brian
20. Run, Chris, Run
21. Meg Stinks!
22. A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 (September 20th, 2015 - February 14th, 2016)

1. The Boys in the Band
2. Saturated Fat Guy
3. The Woof of Wall Street
4. Passenger Fatty-Seven
5. American Gigg-olo
6. House in Horror Hell: On Halloween, Peter's evil twin brother Retep returns to the Peter's life by opening a ghost portal and getting people Peter killed whether intentionally or not to kill Peter.
7. Fresh Heir
8. The Dating Game
9. Gronkowsbees
10. V is for Mystery
11. Cop and a Half-Wit
12. Road to Africa: Brian joins a charity, which donates to third-world countries in Africa. He goes on a trip to Ethiopia to help them gentrify their prosperous community and Stewie comes along with him. However, during their time there, they wind up in need of some charity, themselves.
13. Stand Your Brown: TBA
14. How the Griffin Stole Christmas
15. Stewie, Chris, and Brian's Excellent Adventure
16. Peter's Lost Youth
17. Handling Karen: The Griffins go down to Massachusetts to see Peter's sister Karen and her girlfriend, Heather.
18. The Monitor Monitor: Angela starts monitoring what her employees do on the internet, putting a complete cease to all of her employees goofing off at work.
19. Peter's Def Jam
20. The Peter Principal
21. Dearly Deported
22. A House Full of Peters

Season 15 (September 4th, 2016 - February 12th, 2017)

1. Emmy-Winning Episode
2. Dry Hump Only: After all of the gross ways The Griffin Family keeps messing up their clothes, Mr. Washee Washee gets sick of having to clean it and charges them more for dry cleaning. After this, Lois makes everyone act extra cautious with keeping themselves clean.
3. Meaty Petey: Pissed off with vegans, Peter becomes a carnivore and only eats meat, which, as you can imagine, is very unhealthy for him. Meanwhile, Father Bob protests the Hospital and abolishes medicine to replace it with Christian medicine, just when a dying meat-filled Peter needs the doctors the most.
4. The Finer Strings
5. A Call Too Far: Chris and Neil get into serious trouble making prank calls. Meanwhile, Karen and Heather get married and when Karen makes Peter her "best man" as a joke, Lois gets pissed that she didn't get to be her bridesmaid, feeling as though she's owed that.
6. The Education of Elmer T. Bags: Dr. Hartman has never graduated high school so he gets fired from his job and has to go to James Woods High to get re-educated. When he goes to school, he gets involved with the popular clique because he gives the popular kids drugs.
7. Foxx in the Men House
8. Nanny Goats
9. Peter in Purgatory: Father Bob tries to ban Halloween in Quahog, thinking it to be a Satanic and sacreligous holiday. Peter protests this and wins, but on Halloween, he dies and goes to Purgatory.
10. Veteran Guy
11. I'll Be the Judge of That: Peter becomes the new court judge, after Judge Blackman quits. All he does is punish the people, who he, personally is annoyed by.
12. Follow the Money
13. Peter Gets Fired (AKA "Three Directors")
14. Money Bot Me Love: The Griffins guy an Alexa and they become overly reliant on it. With Brian even dating it.
15. Cash Meg Ousside: Meg is sick of her parents abusing her, and so, she becomes a straight out delinquent.
16. HttPete
17. Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
18. Maid in China: Consuela gets deported and sent to China, and for whatever reason, The Griffin Family must save her.
19. Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
20. Three's Company:
21. Switch the Flip
22. Quagmire's Sexual Misconduct: Not on Tape: Quagmire gets put on trail for an unfounded rape accusation.
23. Long John Peter II: Shelly's Return: Shelly from "Long John Peter" returns for revenge against Peter's pirate group and teams up with Peter's evil twin Retep. And Peter must return to the pirate life to defeat them.
24. Family Guy Viewer Mail #3: Stewie and Brian once again present three stories based on viewer requests:
    • "High Concept Wi-Fi": Peter looks for a good wi-fi spot, and steps into a portal to another dimension.
    • "Schoolhouse of Horror": Everyone at James Woods Regional High School becomes a monster except Meg.
    • "Family Gal": In a genderbent version of Family Guy, Petra Pewterschmidt gives us a parody on American Housewife.

Season 16 (September 10th, 2017 - April 1st, 2018)

1. Don't Trust the D___ in Apartment 23 (AKA "The D in Apartment 23")
2. Workin' for the Man: Angela gets into an accident, and has to be substituted by a male boss, whom Peter and the other workers like better. Meanwhile, Brian looks for a job, to pay his rent at his new apartment.
3. Hotline Hot Mess: Brian is all tied up at his new job at the Suicide Hotline. Meanwhile, Stewie looks for a new friend to bring class to his life and finds a preschool friend, Doug, as a respectable replacement.
4. An Original Age Old Story: Brian writes a book, based on the recent events of his life. Meanwhile, The Beer Bar Buddies pretend to be old, so they can get free service at Quahog Acres.
5. Roasted in an Open Fire: While Chris joins the art club, Brian nearly gets shot on the dangerous streets of the outskirts of town.
6. Meg Girls: Meg finally gets in with the popular girls, and learns the horrors of how mean they are. Meanwhile, Brian is on the chopping block for downsizing, when he's the weakest link at the Suicide Hotline.
7. Brian Gets Booked: Brian gets into some legal problems and goes to court.
8. Halal-oween: An Arabic family moves into Spooner Street on Halloween and Peter becomes friends with the dad, which puts him on the watchlist of the NSA. Meanwhile, Lou gets his house TPed on Halloween and Brian helps him get revenge on the kids who did it to him.
9. The Quagmire Housefire: When Peter stupidly burns down Quagmire's house, he allows Quagmire and his wife Kimi to stay at his house while the house gets rebuilt. Which makes Brian feel awful when he hears they sort of "taken his place".
10. A Thug's Life: Brian gets involved with a gang. Meanwhile, Bruce becomes friends with Meg and she helps him get a job at the bowling alley that she and her friends always go to.
11. Life of Brian 2: Revival Reversal: Brian commits suicide, and Stewie must go back in time to prevent it from happening
12. Petey IV
13. Break a Leg: Now that Brian broke his leg, he is bound to his own apartment room for the next few days and has even lost his job. Unfortunately, this means he had to pay the rent again.
14. The Dog Whisperer:
15. Winter is Dumbing: Brian gets snowed in.
16. Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
17. Brian Come Home for Christmas: After spending three months in a crappy apartment, Brian finally is welcomed back home.
18. Send in Stewie, Please
19. 101 Asexual Uses for a Condom:
20. Mort Almighty: Mort becomes Moses.
21. The Unkindest Cut
22. Brian Dates a Bitch (AKA "Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog")
23. GriffinTube:
24. Poly-hu Akbar!: Quagmire has to share his wife Kimi with misogynistic Islamic polygamist, Yousief. Meanwhile, Brian gets jealous that Stewie is spending time with Doug.
25. Treasure Map: Seamus gets boycotted for dating Meg, who's a minor, and starts protesting against this, along with the aid of Herbert, trying to get "Pedophiles" accepted into the LGBT community.
26. The (Not-So) Great Outdoors: Thinking the family's lost its way with modern technology, Peter takes the family on a trip in the woods like his father did for some good old camping.
27. Road to Korea: After The Griffins go to a crappy unauthentic Korean restaurant, Brian is dissatisfied with Quahog's lack culture. Wanting to see what the Korean lifestyle is really like, he books a trip to South Korea with Stewie but they end up accidentally getting trapped in North Korea and have to suffer under the tyranny of Kim Jong Un.
28. Student Driver: Chris goes to get a driving license, but accidently becomes a dangerous getaway driver. Meanwhile, Brian strikes out with tons of millennial women at a young person's bar one night, and meets a girl named Jess.
29. Gone Yesterday, Hearing Today: After getting knocked in the head by Peter, Stella gets her hearing back, but she ends up hating it so much that she purposefully goes back to being deaf again. Meanwhile, Lois starts gambling with Buck and keeps losing.
30. In With the News: Joyce is in danger of being replaced with a younger woman for being "outdated", so she tries to turn the tables and get Tom replaced with a younger man. Meanwhile, Stewie and Mayor West compete for mayor election.
31. Dog Bites Bear
32. Family Guy Through the Years

Season 17 (October 14th, 2018 - April 7th, 2019)

1. Married ... With Cancer
2. The Five Day Marriage: Brian and Jess move into the Spinazola Apartments and Brian has to deal with the fact that he's going to be married to her forever. Meanwhile, Meg blackmails Peter and Lois.
3. Dead Dog Walking
4. Pawtucket Pete
5. Regarding Carter
6. Stand By Meg
7. Big Trouble in Little Quahog
8. Con Heiress
9. The Invention of Guying: Bert and Sheila need to invent a new kind of beer to keep the Pawtucket franchise fresh. They get Peter to work on that, while completely humiliating him.
10. Pal Stewie
11. Bri, Robot
12. Griffin Winter Games
13. Trans-Fat
14. Family Guy Lite
15. The Strange Case of Dr. Stewie & Mr. Hudson: Stewie tries for a second shot at a friendship with Hudson, so he invents a serum that will reverse his alignment, and turn him good. However, Hudson drinks it by mistake, and turns himself evil.
16. You Can't Handle the Booth!
17. Island Adventure
18. Two Heads Are Worse Than One: Bert and Sheila get into an argument over various things, regarding the changes they'll be making to The Brewery. Meanwhile, Mayor West gets assassinated during a town meeting and the Beer Bar Buddies try to find the killer.
19. Drag Me to Hell: Stewie becomes a famous drag queen, bringing lots of positive attention to his family. However, Brian is concerned about the kind of "attention" he's getting from older men.
20. Swindler's List: Stewie becomes a neo-nazi. Meanwhile, Dr. Hartman gets jealous of Dr. Gravitas and tries to sabotage his career.
21. Girl, Internetted
22. Throw It Away
23. Adam West High
24. Another Widow Opens: While mourning the loss of Mayor Adam West, Carol considers remarrying and ends up not marrying one new spouse - but twelve!. Meanwhile, Adam West High School undergoes a few more changes than just being renamed.
25. Hefty Shades of Gray
26. Trump Guy

Season 18 (September 22nd, 2019 - May 3rd, 2020)

1. Disney's the Reboot
2. Absolutely Babulous
3. Brida
4. Cat Fight
5. Yacht Rocky
6. The Sound of Violence: An unnaturally happy rich guy named Dearil Manteufel holds a big Halloween celebration in his mansion, but it later turns out that he's a cult follower, leading everyone to kill themselves.
7. Boys & Squirrels
8. Short Cuts
9. Global Affairs: Carol's polyamorous husbands try to stop Bonnie from cheating on Joe with Chris.
10. Shanksgiving
11. Connie's Celica
12. Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
13. Undergrounded
14. Peter & Lois' Wedding
15. Christmas is Coming
16. No Giggity, No Doubt
17. Bachelor Guy: Quagmire finds out that having been single for 10 years, Mort is the new designated "bachelor" of Spooner Street.
18. The Movement
19. Better Off Meg
20. The Talented Mr. Stewie
21. Heart Burn
22. Start Me Up
23. Who's Brian Now?
24. Meg's Wedding
25. Coma Guy
26. Rich Old Stewie

Season 19 (September 20th, 2020 - March 21st, 2021)

1. Cutawayland
2. There's a New Mayor in Town (AKA "Wild Wild West")
3. Fecal Matters
4. Stewie's First Word
5. La Famiglia Guy
6. City Slackers: Mayor Wild West makes Quahog more Western when he worries he might lose his cowboy roots, and accidentally gets Quahog goes under attack by a team of cowboy bandits.
7. Chris vs. the School Board: The school defunds the art program, and it’s up to Chris to rally the community to get it back.
8. Lover's Queerel: Bruce and Jeffrey Hitlerdidnothingwrong get into a bunch of arguments in their marriage and so Peter and Lois try to help them make their marriage better like theirs, only for it to turn out that Peter and Lois' marriage is even worse than Bruce and Jeffrey's. Meanwhile, Stewie cheats off of Hudson's test and gets a better grade, making him the top student.
9. Holly Bibble
10. Top Cop: Joe competes with Arthur McArthur for the "Top Cop" of the month award at the Quahog Police Station.
11. Pawtucket Pat
12. Customer of the Week
13. The First No L
14. The Quagmire Show: Quagmire goes under fire from the #MeToo movement and has to learn to stop being a sexual deviant.
15. And Then There's Fraud
16. Down the Kindergarten Path: Stewie, Doug, Hudson, and Susie are wowed by the amazing things they have over at the Kindergarten next door to Quahog Preschool and try to sneak in. Meanwhile, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go.
17. The Marrying Kind
18. Tales of Former Sports Glory
19. Baby Stewie, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!
20. Opie-oids: Bert and Sheila are beginning to think that Opie is a bit lazy, so they decide to send him opioids. Unfortunately, the opioids end up making Opie go crazy and soon, Bert and Sheila must stop him from destroying Quahog in his own rampage.
21. You Are Not the Father: Quagmire's sister, Brenda gets in touch with him again to tell him about her child, who's now asking who his real father is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, Brenda asks Quagmire for help finding a fake dad for him, so Quagmire holds auditions with the other men in Quahog to find a suitable substitute.
22. Boy's Best Friend
23. Family Cat
24. The Young Parent Trap
25. Meg Goes to College
26. Peterminator

Season 20 (September 5th, 2021 - February 27th, 2022)

1. [[80's Guy]]
2. [[LASIK Instinct]]
3. [[Brief Encounter]]
4. [[Lawyer Guy]]
5. Flaw & Disorder: Peter gets blinded by Quagmire after the latter has sexual relations with Peter's eyes for a TikTok, and decides to take him to court. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that there's a real Chocolate Factory based on the Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory movie, but Brian doesn't believe it until he sees it.
6. [[Prescription Heroine]]
7. [[Cootie and the Blowhard]]
8. Accidents Crappen: Peter gets explosive diarrhea while driving due to eating nothing but Mexican food for a week and ends up rear-ending a teenage girl (Jennifer Vicarious)'s brand new car and now he has to pay off the debt. Meanwhile, Meg tries to become friends with Jennifer and lies about herself to impress this girl and ends up impressing Roberta.
9. [[Must Love Dogs]]
10. [[The Birthday Bootlegger]]
11. [[The Jersey Bore]]
12. Legends Never Die: Peter becomes a famous rapper after the release of his new single on SoundCloud. But after an overdose leaves him comatose, he meets Juice WRLD in Heaven and is lectured about what it means to truly be a rapper. Meanwhile, Brian, distraught by Peter's condition, helps Stewie find a new father figure in Opie.
13. [[The Fat Man Always Rings Twice]]
14. [[Peterschmidt Manor]]
15. King Cleveland: Cleveland teaches Roberta how to play tennis so that she can get onto her high school's tennis team. Meanwhile, when Yousief quits his job as a weapon-dealer, leaving Stewie at a loss of weaponry.
16. [[Christmas Crime]]
17. Happy New Year Guy: The people of Spooner Street say goodbye to the disaster that was 2021 and take extra precautions to make sure that 2022 doesn't turn out the same way.
18. [[The Lois Quagmire]]
19. [[All About Alana]]
20. [[Hard Boiled Meg]]
21. [[Rock Hard]]
22. Karma's a Bitch: In the 500th episode, the Griffin family face the consequences for all the chaos they've done in the past.
23. [[Mister Act]]
24. [[Girlfriend, Eh?]]
25. [[First Blood]]
26. [[HBO-No!]]

Season 21 (September 4th, 2022 - March 26th, 2023)

1. Bend or Blockbuster
2. Unzipped Code
3. Get Stewie!
4. Carny Knowledge
5. A Bottle Episode
6. Happy Holoween
7. The Candidate
8. Brian of Blood: Brian wants to have his brain implanted in the body of a human being, thinking that being a human will increase his status as a writer. He seeks help from the creepy guy to help him get a brain transplant. Meanwhile, Stewie is accused of causing the plane crash that killed Doug and now he has to prove his innocence.
9. Home Wreckers Association: Peter has the house remodeled to look like Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse and makes himself the talk of the town for it. Unfortunately for him, Lois joins the Spooner Street Homeowner's Association to get back at Donna, who's competing with her to be the new head of the HOA, replacing current head, Sharon Chevrodriver and finds Peter's house to be a complete violation of the HOA and orders to have it taken down. Meanwhile, Change for a Buck tries to impress an Indian girl who's into advanced medical science and lies about being a doctor. To help back up his lies, he asks Dr. Hartman to help feed him information on how to perform surgery on a patient who needs a very important surgery. Except there's a problem ... Dr. Hartman doesn't have a clue what he's doing either!
10. Road to Egypt: Stewie and Brian go to Egypt to get an interview with the prince for his story, until it went wrong and they get kidnaped. Meg witnessed their abduction live, and she and her friends travel to Egypt to save them. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter were finding away to get back at Joe for pranking them.
11. The Sandloss: The Adam West High School baseball team finds out the baseball field they play on is chained off.
12. Vat Man and Rob 'Em
13. White Meg Can't Jump
14. Black Christmas: Cleveland Brown gets in touch with his cultural roots around Christmas time, thanks to the help of his new friends.
15. The Munchurian Candidate
16. Little Orphan Stewie: Heather and Karen consider adopting but to make sure they're any good with kids, they test it out by taking care of Stewie, while Peter and Lois go out on vacation.
17. A Wife-Changing Experience
18. Old West
19. The Stewaway
20. Love Story Guy
21. Don't Fall in Love With a Streamer: Chris becomes a famous content streamer on the internet, just by playing video games. He befriends other gamers as well and falls in love with a gamer girl that reveals to be a total bitch. Meanwhile, Peter gets pissed off when Pawtucket Brewery starts inserted "wokeness" into their beer ads.
22. Bird Reich
23. NFT Guy: Peter steals Chris' artwork to use them as NFTs.
24. Oscars Guy
25. Death of Death: When Death dies, the underworld looks for a new person to take over as the grim reaper. Stewie tries to make himself the new reaper so he can kill Lois, but he has some competition.
26. The Truth About Meg: Peter and Lois tell Chris and Stewie (and Meg by accident) the true story of Meg's birth.

Season 22 (September 17th, 2023 - )

1. How I Met Your Real Father: (Part 1 of 3) Meg sets off to reunite with her long-lost real father Stan Thompson in Vermont.
2. The Good Father: (Part 2 of 3)
3. Battle of the Dads: (Part 3 of 3) Peter gets tired of being without his family and being replaced, so he challenges Stan Thompson to a battle, or as Peter calls it: a Dad-Off.
4. Fathers and Recreation: Taking place not too long after the previous episode, Stan settles into Quahog and Peter gets worried when he sees Meg's hanging out with Stan more.
5. Adoptation
6. Fattest in the West: Being determined to win over more of Quahog upon discovering through a town survey that his reception in Quahog is mixed, Wild West gains weight when he finds the most dislike side (at least from his rushed study) is the obese community.
7. Fertilized Megg:
8. [[Supermarket Stan]] (AKA "Supermarket Pete"): Stan gets a job at a supermarket and has his lack of social skills taken advantage of by the staff.
9. [[Peterschmidt Manor 2]]: Peter throws a wild party at Carter and Babs' mansion when they leave him in charge of it and it quickly spirals out of control not because of Peter, but from Carter of all people! Meanwhile Lou’s parents visit him at the apartments to see if Lou made a successful rich life and tries to impress his parents with the help from Stan.
10. Single White Dad: Stan is forced is into holding onto Stewie for Peter when he loses a bet. And when he's mistaken to be a single parent - which he technically in certain ways is, he relishes in the perks that come with it.
11. The Return of the King (of Queens)
12. Friends in Dry Places: Peter gets kicked of his friend group after him deliberately shooting Quagmire on a hunting trip cause them to realize how much Peter mistreats them.
13. A 'Stache from the Past
14. How Peter Lost His Masculinity (AKA "Baby, It's Cold Inside")
15. Boston Stewie
16. Teacher's Heavy Pet
17. [[Flip Your Biscuits?]]:
18. [[Highway Griffin]]:
19. Snapple Decision
20. [[Mob Mentality]]:
21. Tears of Cookies (AKA "Baking Sad")
22. Lois C.K.
23. TBA
24. [[Green With Envy]]:
25. [[Mo' Jobs]]:
26. [[Return to the Seas]]:

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