Quotes / Understatement

The war has developed, not necessarily to Japan's advantage. ... In the event of a sustained atomic bombing, the protection of the Japanese nation would be difficult.
Emperor Hirohito's 'Jewel Voice Broadcast', August 1945

Major-General Robert H Soule, US Army: How are the Glosters doing?
Brigadier Thomas Brodie, British Army: A bit sticky, things are pretty sticky down there.
(Said whilst 650 British soldiers from the 1st Battalion, the Gloucestershire Regiment were deployed on a crossing on the Imjin River during the Korean war and fighting over 10,000 Chinese troops.)

Xykon: What happened?
Redcloak: Yeah, uh we had a small problem with the Gate.
Xykon: The forest is on fire.
Redcloak: I just said we had a small problem! Geez!

"You know, there are certain flaws in this movie."

"To call it an understatement would be an understatement."
Assassination Vacation, Sarah Vowell

[A] District Attorney in Texas is on trial for building himself a sweet rig on the county dime. The machine in question sports "two hard drives, seven fans, high-end video and audio cards, a wireless Internet connection and cables that glow under ultraviolet light."... "I would not configure a backup computer in that way," says Mr. Gregg, FBI senior forensic examiner and reigning Understatement King.
Tycho, commentary on The Case of Texas vs. KryoLord

"You killed my mom! You're not very nice!"
Goten to Super Buu, Dragonball Xenoverse

"Not even Spock had stayed aboard for that — he found breathing vacuum for any length of time to be aesthetically unpleasant."

"The Joker is a tricky foe. His jokes are never funny. Sometimes they hurt people."
I Am Batman, Catherine Hapka

Ford: I rescued you from the Earth.
Arthur: And what's happened to the Earth?
Ford: It's been demolished.
Arthur: Has it.
Ford: Yes. It just boiled away into space.
Arthur: Look, I'm a bit upset about that.

"I am supposed to call for help, if I run into trouble I can't handle on my own. Being captured by the Volturi and likely to be Chelseaed at any moment seemed like it might be that sort of trouble."
Elspeth, Luminosity

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops."
General Buck Turgidson, Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Enemy Agent: You killed two of my men.
Hetty: It was an overreaction.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

"Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man."
Educational Video, South Park

"Collecting customs duties in America had not been one of Britain's glorious successes in the eighteenth century."
Robert Middlekauf, The Glorious Cause: the American Revolution 1763-1789

"The above proposition is occasionally useful."
- A.N. Whitehead and Bertrand Russell, Principia Mathematica, on their proof that 1 + 1 = 2.

"Stalin's policies, including the murder of millions of his fellow countrymen, were not universally beloved."
Gurps, Cliffhangers

[loud explosion is faintly heard over background static]
Lovell: [as if reporting an odd sensor reading] Okay, uh, Houston? [...] I believe we've had a problem here.
[several seconds of silence]
Mission Control: This is Houston, say again please.
Lovell: Houston, we've had a problem.
James A. Lovell, Commander of Apollo 13note 

"He chose...poorly."
The Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"My parents died... in a fire."

Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, 'bad?'
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Peter: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Rowan: The dead will return to pester the living.
Erin: Pester, that doesn't sound so bad.
Rowan: They will pester the living with torture, death, and carnage.
Erin: Okay, I was using a different definition of "pester."

Homer: Look, I know I screwed up. This is big.

Raven: Grace killed Damien!? We're talking about the girl who ran out of my classroom crying after reading about World War II!
Noah: World War II was kind of a bummer...

She was so into hunting that she began hunting anything that moved (travelers, sheperds, villagers, you know). Now, the inhabitants of her kingdom weren't exactly peachy-keen about this...
— Entry on Harpalyce, here

Kryten: You're good friends with the Hitlers?!
Future Kryten: It's just a social thing; we don't talk about his work. We just have a few laughs, play canasta and enjoy some mixed doubles with the Goerings.
Kryten: I don't believe what I'm hearing!
Future Rimmer: Look, you have to understand. We travel back and forth throughout the whole of history, and naturally we want to sample the best of everything. It's just a bit unfortunate that the finest things tend to be in the possession of people you would judge to be a bit dodgy.
Kryten: Hermann Goering is "a bit dodgy"?!
Red Dwarf, "Out of Time"