23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
"Well, roses had a good 2000-year run as symbols of love and beauty, but that's all over now."
"It sucks out your mind and replaces it with stupid!"
"I did not hit her, it's not true! That's bullshit, I did not hit her! I DID NAHHHHT!...O hai Mark."
"Ha ha ha! What a story, Mark!"
"And looming over it all: Tommy Wiseau, a colossus of terrible movie making; a mystery to this very day; a man who made such an exquisitely awful movie that countless articles have been written about it AND THIS IS ONE MORE; a man who occasionally tries to hint that this was his intention all along — to make a "comedy!" He is some sort of twisted marketing genius, and his money may well have come from selling Serbian children's kidneys on the black market. But no, The Room was not an intentional comedy. You cannot fake stuff this bad. It is a relationship melodrama gone unimaginably wrong, and one of the funniest movies you'll ever see."
- RiffTrax, via Cracked