When a woman acts like a man, why can't she act like a gentleman?
"I'm pretty sure I was a dude in a past life, because I talk like a dude and act like a dude"
Rocka rolla woman for a rocka rolla man
You can take her if you wanna, if you think you can...
—Judas Priest, "Rocka Rolla"
"Over the years, the term 'bad boy' has lost a lot of meaning. Any ill-tempered person with a fruity job like food criticism or cake decorating is called The Bad Boy of That Fanciful Activity. Tonya Harding, on the other hand, was a no-bullshit bad boy of figure skating. She was always late to competitions, couldn't keep a coach for more than three emotional breakdowns, and then there was that one time she involved herself in a lunatic plot to break her opponent's leg. After that, she released a sex tape of her wedding night that made the inventor of the camcorder say, 'Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.'"
Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
—Amy, Gone Girl
Applejack: Please. It's not even like you get half the fancy mathematics on that show. You just watch it for the blood and profanity!
Rainbow Dash: (chugs a can of cider) Like I said! Ma-(belches loudly)-ture audiences!