Quotes: The Lad-ette

When a woman acts like a man, why can't she act like a gentleman?

"Ugh, me in a dress... I feel like a transvestite."
Deborah, Dexter

"I'm pretty sure I was a dude in a past life, because I talk like a dude and act like a dude"

Rocka rolla woman for a rocka rolla man
You can take her if you wanna, if you think you can...
Judas Priest, "Rocka Rolla"

"Over the years, the term 'bad boy' has lost a lot of meaning. Any ill-tempered person with a fruity job like food criticism or cake decorating is called The Bad Boy of That Fanciful Activity. Tonya Harding, on the other hand, was a no-bullshit bad boy of figure skating. She was always late to competitions, couldn't keep a coach for more than three emotional breakdowns, and then there was that one time she involved herself in a lunatic plot to break her opponent's leg. After that, she released a sex tape of her wedding night that made the inventor of the camcorder say, 'Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.'"