"Green Lantern was teacher's pet? Go GL!"
— Flash on John Stewart's relationship with Katma Tui, Justice League
Black Canary: But did anyone see what he did wrong?
Robin: Ooh ooh! He hit on teacher and got served?
Kid Flash: Dude!?!
Daemon: "You love me, Mrs Jewls? But what about Mister Jewls?"
Mrs Jewls: "Just because I love Mister Jewls, doesn't mean I can't love you, Dameon..."
"Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him, so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now
This girl is half his age"
—The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
"I don't know whether to marry him or put him in a stroller and push him around the mall."
T-t-teacher, stop that screaming
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I'm doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I missed
But then, my homework was never quite like this!
— Van Halen, "Hot for Teacher"
"I never said I worshiped Miss Othmar! I just happen to be very fond of the ground upon which she walks."
Charlie Brown: I think our teacher is in love.
Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me.
Charlie Brown: How would you support her?
Linus: We could live off her retirement pay.
Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong...
Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation!
Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!
— 30 Rock
Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was perfect.
Squall: Thank you. ... Yes?
Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me?
Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything.
Dan: It still feels weird.
Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it?
Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh...
Dan: Er. Itís, itís seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman whoís currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt.
"At school, you and I are teacher and student. Don't make contact without taking precautions. Of course, you're more than welcome to cross that line here..."
— Aikuro Mikisugi, Kill la Kill