"Well, just fucking kill me then"
—Steve Lichmen when the brave warrior is not here to visit
Warrior: With my holy blade and pure heart- I have come to end thee!
Steven: Come to me noble warrior! Let the black wave of death crash over meee!
Warrior: Your time has come, dreadlord! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Steven: SHAAH! RAARGH! GRAAH!
Warrior: At last, foul lich! Now you-!
Steven: Hold on. Shut up. Thou hast lain with the fairer sex?
Warrior: Well... Yea.
Steven: You said you were pure of heart.
Warrior: Well, I am pure of heart.
Steven: NO NO NO. You had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.
Warrior: This isn't over yet, Lich...
Steven: It's over, asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over.
Steven: Come to me noble warrior! Let the black wave of death crash over meee!
Warrior: Your time has come, dreadlord! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Steven: SHAAH! RAARGH! GRAAH!
Warrior: At last, foul lich! Now you-!
Steven: Hold on. Shut up. Thou hast lain with the fairer sex?
Warrior: Well... Yea.
Steven: You said you were pure of heart.
Warrior: Well, I am pure of heart.
Steven: NO NO NO. You had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.
Warrior: This isn't over yet, Lich...
Steven: It's over, asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over.
"Take it easy, losers... And if it's easy...
Take it twice."
Take it twice."
—Dracula
"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things.
Number one, I flay minds-
and number two, I slay pussy."
Number one, I flay minds-
and number two, I slay pussy."
—Flay
"So I tell the judge, 'It isn't MAN-slaughter if he's only a man half the time.' But he says, because he was in the 'process' of turning into a werewolf- and wasn't 'fully' wolf yet, that it's a gray area. So now, instead of being the hero of Estemere who killed a dangerous werewolf monster-
I'm a second-degree murderer who killed a guy named Jeff with a wife and two kids. So that's life."
I'm a second-degree murderer who killed a guy named Jeff with a wife and two kids. So that's life."
—Maxim
Dracula: [to Lucifer] Are you even the real devil? You don't seem evil at all!
Lucifer: Ho ho ho, that's where you're wrong, buddy. Me? I'm the evilest guy you know. Sure, I might look nice and handsome, but trust me-I'm just fulla sin. Thinkin' about married women, working on sundays, anal sex. I do it all. Here, how's about a little 'demon-stration.'
Lucifer: Cunt. Motherfucker. Butthole. Shit. There, how's about that? Four of the biggest 'no-no' words in the world, all back to back. Hell, we're not even in England and I still said the 'C' word!
Dracula: Did you really just say "The 'C' word?" Are you kidding me? You said cunt right before it!
Lucifer: Hey! Tone it down, buddy. We're not animals. That was just a demonstration. Once is enough for today.
Lucifer: Ho ho ho, that's where you're wrong, buddy. Me? I'm the evilest guy you know. Sure, I might look nice and handsome, but trust me-I'm just fulla sin. Thinkin' about married women, working on sundays, anal sex. I do it all. Here, how's about a little 'demon-stration.'
Lucifer: Cunt. Motherfucker. Butthole. Shit. There, how's about that? Four of the biggest 'no-no' words in the world, all back to back. Hell, we're not even in England and I still said the 'C' word!
Dracula: Did you really just say "The 'C' word?" Are you kidding me? You said cunt right before it!
Lucifer: Hey! Tone it down, buddy. We're not animals. That was just a demonstration. Once is enough for today.
