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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO, you had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.\\

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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO, you NO. You had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.\\

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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO\\
'''Steven:''' You had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.\\

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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO\\
'''Steven:''' You
NO, you had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.\\
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->''"So I tell the judge, 'It isn't MAN-slaughter if he's only a man half the time.' But he says, because he was in the 'process' of turning into a werewolf- and wasn't 'fully' wolf yet, that it's a gray area. So now, instead of being the hero of Estemere who killed a dangerous werewolf monster-\\
I'm a second-degree murderer who killed a guy named Jeff with a wife and two kids. So that's life."''
-->--'''Maxim'''
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'''Lucifer:''' Hey! Tone it down, buddy. We're not animals. That was just a demonstration. Once is enough for today.

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'''Lucifer:''' Hey! Tone it down, buddy. [[EvenEvilHasStandards We're not animals. animals.]] That was just a demonstration. Once is enough for today.
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'''Lucifer:''' Ho ho ho, that's where you're wrong, buddy? Me? I'm the evilest guy you know. Sure, I might look nice and handsome, but trust me-I'm just fulla sin. Thinkin' about married women, working on sundays, anal sex. I do it all. Here, how's about a little 'demon-stration.'\\

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'''Lucifer:''' Ho ho ho, that's where you're wrong, buddy? buddy. Me? I'm the evilest guy you know. Sure, I might look nice and handsome, but trust me-I'm just fulla sin. Thinkin' about married women, working on sundays, anal sex. I do it all. Here, how's about a little 'demon-stration.'\\

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->'''Dracula:'''[''to Lucifer'']

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->'''Dracula:'''[''to Lucifer'']->'''Dracula:''' [''to Lucifer''] Are you even the real devil? You don't seem evil at all!\\
'''Lucifer:''' Ho ho ho, that's where you're wrong, buddy? Me? I'm the evilest guy you know. Sure, I might look nice and handsome, but trust me-I'm just fulla sin. Thinkin' about married women, working on sundays, anal sex. I do it all. Here, how's about a little 'demon-stration.'\\
'''Lucifer:''' Cunt. Motherfucker. Butthole. Shit. There, how's about that? Four of the biggest 'no-no' words in the world, all back to back. Hell, we're not even in England and I still said the 'C' word!\\
'''Dracula:''' Did you really just say "The 'C' word?" Are you kidding me? You said cunt right before it!\\
'''Lucifer:''' Hey! Tone it down, buddy. We're not animals. That was just a demonstration. Once is enough for today.

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->'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:Someday you'll realise that this isn't you, Steve. That leather jackets and motorcycles and trying to pick up women at the mall is actually more childish than tabletop gaming and holographic trading cards. Someday you'll realise that you've been cooler than Kiefer all along. Because you care about people. Or you did. But until that day, I gotta go.]]\\
'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:You know, I've been playing Magic for 20 years now. But this is the first time I've felt truly 'tapped out'.]]\\
'''Ollie:''' Wow, Flay. That was beautiful. What about me, do you have any inspirational final words for me?\\
'''Flay:''' No, Ollie. You're a big chicken wearing pink lipstick. Fuck off.

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->'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:Someday you'll realise that this isn't you, Steve. That leather jackets and motorcycles and trying to pick up women at the mall is actually more childish than tabletop gaming and holographic trading cards. Someday you'll realise that you've been cooler than Kiefer all along. Because you care about people. Or you did. But until that day, I gotta go.]]\\
'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:You know, I've been playing Magic for 20 years now. But this is the first time I've felt truly 'tapped out'.]]\\
'''Ollie:''' Wow, Flay. That was beautiful. What about me, do you have any inspirational final words for me?\\
'''Flay:''' No, Ollie. You're a big chicken wearing pink lipstick. Fuck off.
->'''Dracula:'''[''to Lucifer'']
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'''Ollie:''' Wow, Flay. That was beautiful. What about me, do you have any inspirational final words for me?

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'''Ollie:''' Wow, Flay. That was beautiful. What about me, do you have any inspirational final words for me?me?\\
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-->--'''Flay'''

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-->--'''Flay'''-->--'''Flay'''

->'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:Someday you'll realise that this isn't you, Steve. That leather jackets and motorcycles and trying to pick up women at the mall is actually more childish than tabletop gaming and holographic trading cards. Someday you'll realise that you've been cooler than Kiefer all along. Because you care about people. Or you did. But until that day, I gotta go.]]\\
'''Flay:''' [[spoiler:You know, I've been playing Magic for 20 years now. But this is the first time I've felt truly 'tapped out'.]]\\
'''Ollie:''' Wow, Flay. That was beautiful. What about me, do you have any inspirational final words for me?
'''Flay:''' No, Ollie. You're a big chicken wearing pink lipstick. Fuck off.
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->''"Take it easy, losers... And if it's easy..."''\\
Take it twice.

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->''"Take it easy, losers... And if it's easy..."''\\
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Take it twice."''



->''"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things."''\\

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->''"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things."''\\\\



and number two, I slay pussy.

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and number two, I slay pussy."''
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->''"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things.\\

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->''"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things.\\"''\\

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->''"Take it easy, losers... And if it's easy..."''\\
Take it twice.
-->--'''Dracula'''



'''Steven:''' It's over, asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over.

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'''Steven:''' It's over, asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over.over.

->''"Take it easy, losers... And if it's easy..."''\\
Take it twice.
-->--'''Dracula'''

->''"At the end of the day, when it comes to me, you can only count on two things.\\
Number one, I flay minds-\\
and number two, I slay pussy.
-->--'''Flay'''
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-->--'''Steve Lichmen'''when the brave warrior is not here to visit

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-->--'''Steve Lichmen'''when Lichmen''' when the brave warrior is not here to visit



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->''"Take it easy, losers, and if it's easy"''\\

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->''"Take it easy, losers, and losers... And if it's easy"''\\
easy..."''\\
Take it twice.

-->--'''Dracula'''
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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO//

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'''Steven:''' NO NO NO//NO\\

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-->--'''Steve Lichmen'''

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-->--'''Steve Lichmen'''Lichmen'''when the brave warrior is not here to visit

->''"Take it easy, losers, and if it's easy"''\\

->'''Warrior:''' With my holy blade and pure heart- I have come to end thee!\\
'''Steven:''' Come to me noble warrior! Let the black wave of death crash over meee!\\
'''Warrior:''' Your time has come, dreadlord! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!\\
'''Steven:''' SHAAH! RAARGH! GRAAH!\\
'''Warrior:''' At last, foul lich! Now you-!\\
'''Steven:''' Hold on. Shut up. Thou hast lain with the fairer sex?\\
'''Warrior:''' Well... Yea.\\
'''Steven:''' You said you were pure of heart.\\
'''Warrior:''' Well, I am pure of heart.\\
'''Steven:''' NO NO NO//
'''Steven:''' You had sex, man. Get the fuck outta here.\\
'''Warrior:''' This isn't over yet, Lich...\\
'''Steven:''' It's over, asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over.

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"Well, just fucking kill me then"

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"Well, ->''"Well, just fucking kill me then"then"''
-->--'''Steve Lichmen'''
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"Well, just fucking kill me then"

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