Megan and I first met at a party at her sister's. We hit it off, opened secrets, and talked about everything. Around us, the party waned, but we hid from sleep together, talking through the deepest hours of the night.
Dawn found us curled up on a couch, asleep but still together. That experience, connecting with a stranger and falling recklessly in love, is one of life's greatest joys.
And now, you're married and you'll never experience it again. It's the price you pay for ever lasting love. It's a small one, but I hope it stings a little.
Anyways, I wish you and Megan the best.... Hey man, you asked me to do the toast.
Mario: If there's anyone who believes these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Link: And you better keep your yap shut, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: That wasn't my fault! Get over it!
— Super Paper Mario X, Chapter 60