"Japan: Please reconsider cartoon gun-toting big-eyed prepubescent blondes as your national heroes."
"You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun."
— Frankie Figs, The Whole Nine Yards
There was a young woman named Plunnery
Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery.
Till one day unobservant,
She blew up a servant,
And was forced to retire to a nunnery.
"That gun is bigger than you!"
— Mickey Smith to Jackie Tyler, scrapped line from Journey's End