"And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any."

"When it comes to helping his own side, Stanley is somewhere between Gilligan and Starscream."

Courtney: Alright, guys, I'm a very experienced rower, a three-time coxswain, and a CIT. So -

Gwen: Just GO!

Courtney: (to Cody and Sierra) Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Up-two-and-two! Faster!

SpongeBob: (Imitating Squidward) Everyone's an idiot except for me.

Squidward: Well, it is true.

I walk, everyone watches.
I speak, everyone listens.
If you think I am just showing off you are dead wrong.
All of you just don't know
You just don't know how great I am.
There's no one who can destroy me. I can never be defeated.

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks, that drives the girls wild.
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills, up and down their spine.

Willa: You know what you are? You're pronoid.

Vince: "Pronoid"?

Willa: Mm-hmm. It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in your honor with everybody cheering you on and wanting you to win everything. You think you're the prince, Vince.

Delmy: "I'm Delmy Polanco. I'm the most important UFO blogger in the world."

Booth: "Important blogger, talk about an oxymoron...."

— Bones

"Me! Hank Ishtar! The finest human being on earth!"

"I know I'm special. This isn't news to me."

"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am."