Boy, am I glad to be off of Noveria. I don't know which was worse, the cold or the corporations. One'll freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under ya!
— Joker, Mass Effect
- (to the tune of: "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas")
It's beginning to look just like an ice world
Oh boy, here we go
It's a platformer's greatest foe,
Moving around is slow
Because of all the irritating snow
Yes, it's clear that we're in the token Ice World
Warm yourself with rage
For instead of you fighting through,
Your controls are fighting you
Through the whole darn stage
You've been through meadows and desert and water and forest and sky, all since level one
Now is the time for your talents to shine
As you brave the tundra a ton
And slip and slip and slip and slip and fall onto your bum
Oh, we're struggling through the cliche ice world,
Death-defying jumps
Falling icicles hit the floor as you beg and plead "NO MORE"
In this frozen dump
Oh boy, here we go
It's a platformer's greatest foe,
Moving around is slow
Because of all the irritating snow
Yes, it's clear that we're in the token Ice World
Warm yourself with rage
For instead of you fighting through,
Your controls are fighting you
Through the whole darn stage
You've been through meadows and desert and water and forest and sky, all since level one
Now is the time for your talents to shine
As you brave the tundra a ton
And slip and slip and slip and slip and fall onto your bum
Oh, we're struggling through the cliche ice world,
Death-defying jumps
Falling icicles hit the floor as you beg and plead "NO MORE"
In this frozen dump
