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"I dunno, you'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a robot."
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Selma's Choice"

"I should have known better, Corin. They always say that 'Once you go robo, you don't gogo back to human or bonobo.' I knew this, Corin, but I let it happen in my own house!"
Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, Kakos Industries

Holoprogram Janeway: An inventory of your holo-matrix. Fifty gigaquads of memory devoted to music. Forty two for daydreams. Another ten to expand your sexuality.
Neelix: I had no idea holograms could do that!

"In between her legs, there's an opening with a concentration of sensors. You engage them in the right way, creates a pleasure response. So if you wanted to screw her, mechanically speaking, you could. And she'd enjoy it."
Nathan Bateman, Ex Machina

"I'm not being A.I'ed by an A.I.!"
Captain Janeway, Hardcore Entertainment Presents Seven Does Voyager

"Alicia's been with me now for eleven months. Is it man and woman, or man and machine?"

Female curator: Amanda slept with a robot?! Lynch him!
Male curator: I hear they're rather mechanical in the saddle, ha-ha!

"MAKE PEE-NIS INTO ROBOT!"

Kim: Why couldn't I see that [Eric] was a fake?
Ron: Yeah, it don't get much faker than a synthodrone. You d... Ohh! You kissed a synthodrone!
Kim: I never kissed him... But I wanted to.
Ron: [beat] Okay, too much info.

Nastya: It is not I who is complaining, it is Aurora. Our starship.
Jonny: Oh, fuck the ship!
Nastya: I do.
Jonny: Ew.
The Mechanisms, "The Aurora Strikes"

Marten: Is there a word for humans who are attracted to AIs?
Tai: Dunno. It definitely falls under the "queer" spectrum, if you ask me, but labels are weird and complicated.
Claire: My first thought would be "robosexual," but I'm not sure if using robo as a prefix substitution for "artificial intelligence" is problematic or not. And it would really only cover people who exclusively attracted to Ais.

"Remember, I can turn you off as fast as she can turn you on."
Tom Trimble to his Robot Me, A Spaceman in King Arthur's Court (1979)

She could have forgiven dating a free robot. That would have been a little kinky, but not much different from dumping her for a human woman. But cyberslavery? It was legal on an international station like Felice, but it was beneath contempt. Of course, even that assumed the droid was sentient and programmed for subservience. If, on the other hand, it was a "hollow" nonsentient robot... the notion that she might have been dumped for a mindless sex toy was an even viler possibility.

Dingo: He's a robot!
Hyena: A robot? [smirk] Even better.

"Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!"

Whoa-oh, humanity
Won't know what hit it, baby
When they get to see you and me
So don't blow your circuitry
Let 'em stare as we walk
Let 'em talk, it's all the same to me
You're aglow, can't disagree
Let's fight to the finish, lady
Runnin' on electricity
Your soul knows that love is free
Now you're all charged up
Light the spark in me
You light the spark in me, so
Hey, hey! Baby, let's go
Tupper Ware Remix Party, "Built 4 Love"

Mattholomule: As for you, Roka... I know there's been nothing but chemistry between us. Be that as it may, I—
Boscha: That's a robot, Matt.
Mattholomule: (shrugs)
The Owl House, "For the Future"


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