Dr. Polaris: * Ahem*
Dr. Polaris: You gonna wash your hands?
"Aha, I'm going to waste all their minutes! Mwa ha ha ha!"
"I, Voldemort, give you full permission to use the most evil of magics!" They're like, no, Voldemort! Not the ear magic! "YES! BURN ALL THEIR FUCKIN' EARS!"
"Making fun of his hair color? That ruthless son of a bitch!"
"Revenge! Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!"
— Cassiel celebrates her first successful ploy in Misfile
Lies and fibs, cheats and steals,
My treacherous villainy makes me squeal.
I never tip, I butt in line,
I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine.
I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze.
This bad guy thing's a breeze!
— King K. Rool during a song in Donkey Kong Country
"I looked up a girl's skirt the other day. Isn't that the best kind of evil?"
— Orc NPC, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories
"If you must know," a disconnected whisper confided, "we dressed in blackface and wrote filthy slogans on the side of the citadel. Horrible, horrible things about Princess Tanalasta and a centaur."
A strong political statement, Alias thought sarcastically.
— Azure Bonds, Forgotten Realms novel by Kate Novak and Jeff Grubb.
"I'm gonna find the wrong crowd and not read things together! Yeah, That's right! Entire novels left unopened!"
But, as if on purpose, when it reached the limit, [Gavrila] always proved too honest for an extremely base deed. (On a small base deed, however, he was always ready to agree.)