Quotes: Pirates of the Caribbean

Curse of the Black Pearl

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north... [looks at Jack's sword] ...and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Norrington: Jack Sparrow, you will give us the bearings to Isla de la Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase 'silent as the grave'. Have I made myself clear?
Jack: Inescapably.

Lt. Groves: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen!
Norrington: (very dry) So it would seem.

Barbossa: You'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!

Barbossa: Do'ye want to know the first thing I'm gonna do after the curse is lifted?
[crew chuckles lewdly]
Barbossa: [aside to Elizabeth] Eat a whole bushel of apples.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.