Quotes / One True Threesome

Violetta: Tarvek's a pig, but he's great with the sweet talk.
Moloch von Zinzer: Sweet talk, eh? You got me there. But Wulfenbach's smart. He'll learn. 'Specially since, when she punches, she puts her hips into it.
Violetta: Ouch. This should be good. Say—you wanna make a bet on who she'll pick?
von Zinzer: Sure, but hey—she's the Heterodyne. Maybe she'll just keep them both.

— Girl Genius

I have a Jules and Jim fantasy, definitely—you know, two men and a woman in love. And I remember reading in a magazine that the high you get from falling in love only lasts about four years so with two men you might be able to make it last eight.

— Dana Delany

Rose: Actually, Doctor, I thought Jack might like this dance.
Ninth Doctor: I'm sure he would, Rose. I'm absolutely certain. But who with?

— Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"

Kaja: A problem?
Phil: We've got two princes! Who thought having two boyfriends was a good idea?
Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha: (huge grins)

— The cast and creators of Girl Genius, performing Cinderella

"Deep in the Amazon rainforest, there is a tree that only grows around the body of an existing tree. It cannot survive without this tree; it's supported by this tree. Lily, we are that tree... we grew around Ted, and without him we're slowly dying."

— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother

Tina: Sean... Max.... Sean... Max... Gah! Which to choose!
Chloe: Oh, have a threesome and shut up about it, you hussy.

— Jen: The Casualty Spoof

"We've never done this before, huh? Just the three of us. Like a threesome. Not that I've thought about it that way or anything."

— Bo, Lost Girl

luna no you can’t take them both to prom... OR CAN YOU???

— Moonstuck

Iruka: I'm about to announce the hella predictable ninja groupings. [...] Naruto! You're paired with Sasuke and Sakura!
Naruto and Sasuke: THREESOME NO JUTSU!

— Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show, "FANSERVICE NO JUTSU!"

Serena: But won't that make us rivals?
Lita: No way! We'll have sex with him all at the same time. It'll be great!
Serena: (aside) I'm not sure if I should be this happy, but sweet!

— Sailor Moon Abridged

Oh my god, would I have a threesome with Turk and Carla? Well, it's certainly flattering and I don't think they'd tell anyone...

— J.D.'s Inner Monologue, Scrubs

Gilder: Getting jealous, Aika? I bet you wish that Vyse would say stuff like that to you.
Aika: I don't need to hear him say those things. I know he would do the same for me. Whenever I'm in trouble, I have faith that Vyse will always be there to save me. He already saved me once today.

— Skies of Arcadia

Now here's the part we talk about with whom she's locking lips
'cause after all, our pirate queen has got to have her ships
Some say Harry's her true love, or Ron she will betroth
She finally cried, "I can't decide, I'll have to have 'em both!"

— "Hey, It's Can(n)on! (Hermione Granger the Pirate Queen)" by Tom Smith

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'

— Britney Spears, "3"

Arthur: So like... I love — like love love — both of you. And like... I want... to kiss both your faces... and then both your faces to kiss my face... And then-
Vivi: Arthur... I think I speak for both Lewis and I when I say we will gladly kiss your face.
Lewis: Yes.

— Mystery Skulls Animated fancomic

Threesomes solve everything. Everything.

— Fandom maxim

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