Quotes / Obviously Not Fine

Anime and Manga

Rairi: That was hilarious! He had no idea it was me! Well of course he didn't! I didn't change until I started high school! Actually, it would've been a shock if he had figured it out!
Kuroe: ......are you okay?
Rairi: (starts swinging from a tree branch) I'm totally peachy! I'll just ignore him! Ooh-ha...ooh-ha-ha!!

Kuroe: She's really shaken up......

—Kaiju Girl Caramelise

Fan Works

Ikharos: [weakly] I'm fine.
Xiān: You're not. You're a couple new orifices short of becoming swiss cheese.

— No stars in sight

Film — Live-Action

Edward: You all right?
Vivian: I’m fine.
Edward: Fine. Seven "fines" since we left the match. Could I have another word, please?
Vivian: Asshole—there’s a word!
Edward: I think I liked “fine” better.

— Pretty Woman

Literature

Robyn: I don't need your pity, I'm-
Lucy: Enough, Robyn. You're not fine. You haven't been fine for a very long time.

— Underground

Music

Put on a face like everything's great!
I can't erase that I really hate
The way they try to say that
I should live my life with naivety!

I'm feeling the pang of all mistakes
Of every time I bite my feet
Properly stuck in a cycle of panic
The manic analysis, stopping me, telling me—!

Slow down and breathe
Calm down my mind
Lie to myself and think
EVERYTHING IS FINE!

— Qbomb, "Everything is Fine"

''I lit a match, I threw it all in the trash
I tossed it all in a dumpster, the dumpster fire got bigger
Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches
Everything is fine! Everything is fine! Everything is fine!

— Cheekface, "We Need a Bigger Dumpster"

Video Games

Izumi: …Homare-san, are you maybe feeling nervous?
Homare: I don't know such a thing as nervousness. My heart just beats slightly faster and it's affecting my behaviour, that’s all.
Izumi: Isn't that basically being nervous…?
Kazunari: It's unusual for Aririn to be nervous.
Sakuya: Is there anything happening today?
Homare: It's nothing, it's just the usual, a general performance day that's unchanging.
Izumi: (The longer this conversation goes, the weirder it gets…)

— The Luminous Circus, A3

There's nothing wrong
There's NOTHING WRONG
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

— Spamton's battle text, Deltarune

Joel: (bleeding from being impaled and on the verge of passing out) I'm okay.
Ellie: You're not okay Joel! Now come on!

— The Last of Us

"I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! Okay, maybe not."

— One of many audio clips that can play after getting your vehicle wrecked in ONRUSH

Colette: Kratos, you have a scary look on your face.
Raine: Yes. Did something happen?
Kratos: No. I'm the same as usual.
Genis: ...You're lying. Anyone can see you're mad about something.
Kratos: [Suddenly Shouting] I am not angry!
Genis/Raine/Colette: ...
Kratos: ...I'm sorry. Please let me be alone for a while.

—Tales of Symphonia, "Kratos...angry?"

Webcomics

This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently. (drinks coffee; arm starts melting due to the House Fire) That's okay, things are going to be okay.

— Question Hound, Gunshow, "On Fire"

Th- (Beat) THIS IS NOT FINE!! OH MY GOD EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! WHAT THE HELL IS MY PROBLEM?! OH MY GOD, JESUS FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK WAS I EVEN THINKING?! THERE WAS NO REASON TO LET IT LAST THIS LONG AND GET THIS BAD! THEY SHOT A GORILLA FOR GODSSAKE!

— Question Hound again, Gunshow, "This Is Not Fine"

Arecibo: Is she okay?
Arizona: Oh don't worry, she's always like this.
Arecibo: That... makes me worry more. You never mentioned what happened to her.
Skute: She's doing bad dude.
Arizona: You would think that, but she always says she's doing fine.
Skute: ...Sometimes people lie bro.

— Softies, "Everybody Wants to Have a World"

White Hat: A relationship is a grueling ordeal.
Cueball: ... Who are you trying to convince, exactly?
Ponytail: Yeah, are you okay?
White Hat: I'm fine! This is normal!

—xkcd, "Relationship Advice"

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