Quotes / Not a Morning Person

"Leave me before I'm compelled to use your life-blood as cream for my coffee."

"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of the day."
Garrett, Garrett, P.I.

"The morning is evil."
Avatar Korra, The Legend of Korra

"Tash, even secret Imperial plots don't get going until after breakfast."
Zak Arranda on rising at dawn to spy, Galaxy of Fear

Angel: You even look pretty when you go to sleep.
Buffy: Well, when I wake up it's an entirely different story.

Jon: Wake up, Garfield! The early bird gets the worm!
Garfield: The late cat would prefer coffee, pancakes, and a side of bacon.

"It's impossible for humans to wake up at 6 a.m."
Mako Reizei, Girls und Panzer (only to be told she has to get up at 5 a.m. instead!)

"Pierce, you remind me of a dog I once had. He too was cheerful in the mornings, so I gave him to a family of immigrant Japanese and they ATE him!"
Charles Winchester, M*A*S*H

Kaneway's eyelids creaked open with all the associated eloquence of a rusty manhole cover.
— Opening lines of ALIEN!!! by Odon

The death rattle of a mortally wounded telephone is a horrible thing to hear at four o'clock on a Tuesday morning.
— Opening lines of The Concrete Jungle by Charles Stross.

No I don't, don't, don't want to rise yet
I would rather stay here in my warm bed
Please don't let the sunlight in
Don't let my alarm clock ring
— Schnuffel, from the song "Sleepy Snuggle"

As we speak, there will be students Googling what "morning" is.

Shantae: You doomed humanity for a bag of coffee?
Rottytops:: Well, it WAS before 9:00 AM.
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero

Linda woke, feeling rested but somewhat woozy, and chalked it up to her usual morning blahs. Supergirl or not, she hated rolling out of bed at 7 a.m.