Quotes: Northernlion

Look! We fucking killed her! We just threw our sais right into her kidneys! Maybe she should have worn some armor if she was gonna get into a fight instead of this, like, awful bikini!
— Playing Ninja Priestess, during Sexy Xbox Live Indie Games, "Ninjas, Nakeishas, and Hot Dogs! (Ep. 2)"

I am always worried when I go up against someone who has a name that's like, a really fantasy-styled name and I am like "Ahh, I am getting my ass kicked, this guy has propably, studied the arcane arts of Hearthstone."

So if I gain two mana crystals this turn only, that will take me to three mana for this turn, and then I'm gonna play the coin and that's gonna take me to four mana, and then, just to subsidise this, I am gonna play my two Wild Growth cards (I still have one in my inventory) and this will allow me on my next turn to be at four mana already, which is stupid and awesome and I love it.
— How said match of Hearthstone actually starts.

You know what would be shitty? Is if I spent my whole life doing things that made me uncomfortable just to make other people think that I was living life to its fullest, that's a bullshit way to go man.
— Northernlion talking some serious stuff during one of his Let's Play.

In my experience, people who try to be "alpha" care desperately what everyone thinks of them but spend a lot of energy every day projecting the image that they don't.
— In answer to someone asking how to be an alpha male.

And as always with these simulators, I start getting bored and thinking: 'Hey, let's just systematically hunt down and kill everyone on the street'.
— From the Street Cleaning Simulator episode of Poison Mushroom.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in 2014 or something like that.
— From his very first episode of The Binding of Isaac, in 2012.

Unlike a lot of current Youtubers, I strongly encourage the undead to watch my videos.

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