"Focus, dude. Remember, she's a lizard. A lizard with luscious, firm, ripe..."
— Ant-Man on Skrulls, Avengers: The Initiative #17
Ruto: You want to get married now?
Link: What? Why would I want to do that?
Ruto: I have boobs now.
Link: Oh yeah. Although you are still technically a fish.
Ruto: A fish with boobs!
Link: What? Why would I want to do that?
Ruto: I have boobs now.
Link: Oh yeah. Although you are still technically a fish.
Ruto: A fish with boobs!
"Ents do not have nipples. The bird-people of Rito Island do not have nipples. Knuckles the Echidna would not have nipples. Invader Zim probably does not have nipples, especially as his species is grown in jars. J'onn J'onzz only has nipples when he wants to. Andalites definitely do not have nipples. Do Klingon have nipples? You should probably check before you have one of them get naked."
"She's a fish. A fish! Why does a fish need boobs of that caliber? I think she's bigger than me!"
— The Tall One (on Princess Ruto)
Conker: Big breasts... hang on a second, she's a sunflower!
Bee King: Yeah — she's a sunflower with big breasts! What did you expect her to be?
Bee King: Yeah — she's a sunflower with big breasts! What did you expect her to be?
"We have these quintessential female images in our mind, and in the case of the male mind, they're grossly distorted. When you see something that reflects your id, it works for you. Right from the beginning I said, 'She's got to have tits,' even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na'vi, aren't placental mammals."
— James Cameron, discussing the character design of Neytiri
"I get called 'Hey Mister' all the time."
— A reptile
on FurAffinity who averts the trope.
on FurAffinity who averts the trope."Okay... a Spaniard frog with... tits. I mean, really, frogs should not be in heels!"
"Duck Tits! Woo-Hoo!"
— The Nostalgia Critic on an infamous scene in Howard the Duck.
"What's weirder? Bug aliens having boobs or bug aliens having their own Will Smith? This is the kind of question serious writers of science fiction ask themselves all the time."
— Andrew Hussie, on the Trolls in Homestuck
"And the case appears to be: yes, those are venom glands."
"Nobody wants to see worm tatas! NOBODY!"
— Diva from Musical Hell, regarding Sunshine Barry & the Disco Worms
Frances Healy: Like why do they have titties when they got snakes growing out of their heads? Can’t they make up their minds on whether or not they want to be mammals? Snakes don’t have titties.
Jonathan Healy: Ah. That, I can answer. Snakes belong to the biological class Reptilia, making them true reptiles. Gorgons—all types—belong to class Synapsida, making them ‘mammal-like reptiles.’ They are reptiles which display mammalian traits. In the case of the lesser gorgon, these mammalian traits include feeding their young. Hence the ‘titties’ you mentioned earlier.
— InCryptid, "Sweet Poison Wine"
Princess Voluptua: Huh... So they're not ovipositors. I always wondered at the morphological similarity...
Dr. Jean Poule: Do you even know what a mammal is?!
Brennan Lee Mulligan: Listen, what you've done here is a sin and a crime. Let's examine the upsetting thing, on a zoological level, the fact that this... I... the hair alone, first of all... Let's be honest and I don't want to be crass... you've endowed this character with a pair of mammalian breasts, implying the existence in this world of "snake milk"? Which is deeply upsetting.
Karina: (laughing) "Snilk"!
Jacob: Wow, yeah, Karina makes a good point, "snilk".
Brennan: (laughing) And then the hair, I wasn't going to say anything about the breasts, but then you put hair on the snake... [extended nerdery about full blood vs. half-blood yuan-ti] It's all bad, what you've done is hurtful.
Karina: (laughing) "Snilk"!
Jacob: Wow, yeah, Karina makes a good point, "snilk".
Brennan: (laughing) And then the hair, I wasn't going to say anything about the breasts, but then you put hair on the snake... [extended nerdery about full blood vs. half-blood yuan-ti] It's all bad, what you've done is hurtful.
