For the Neon Genesis Evangelion story Nobody Dies.
"God's in his Heaven because He's scared of our superior firepower."
— Yui explaining how NERV gets the job done.
"Am I that transparent?"
"Would 'yes' involve me stationed at NERV-Australia for the rest of my life?"
"Then you are opaque and complex without a single hint of transparency."
Dr. Yui Ikari and Sub Director Sohryu.
"YOU ARE A SHADOW.
A PALE IMITATION.
I AM DONE TAKING YOUR MEASURE.
AND I AM DONE PLAYING."
— ADAM, Chapter 17: Fall.
So am I."
— Shinji, replying to the above before initiating the formation of a Dirac Sea.
"I demand that Dr. Ikari declare I am her favorite."
Kei, establishing her status of Self-Perceived Unfavorite. Chapter 19.
"WOOOOO! I wanna marry this baby!!!!!!"
Rei, about Unit-05 in Chapter 26. Foreshadowing?
"Soooooooo anyway as it turns out we get internet access and we all started emailing Rei. And we thought, heeeee~ey we all want to meet our big brother but you know what? If it was all six of us, he'd be all 'Oh! Freak out!' and probably run and then he'd get locked in a closet and suffocate and die and then Ichi would be like 'GWAAAAR' eat us and then Mom would be really sad you know?"
—Kiko, being Kiko.
"Ah, young love and first crushes. If only I was sixteen again. And a woman."
—Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki in chapter 8
“All they are is Hate. All they have is Hate. All they need is Hate. All they want is butternut fudge ice chocolate pickles. No. Wait. That's what I want.”
Iruel, after spending a few weeks touring 4chan with the Ree, Chapter 38.
"I am Asuka Langely Sohryu. I am the Second Child and the pilot of Evangelion 02. And I have been dragging you into Zwei's mainframe the entire time we've been talking. I am everything you see here. Every aspect of the human psyche. Every last person here is part of me. Even alone...We are Legion. Ready? Delete. Bitch."
— Asuka, Chapter 38, showing Iruel, Angel of Terror, the true meaning of Legion.
"I wish to hit him so hard that whoever pulled me out of him will be crowned the next King of England. I will conquer Asia to build an Empire for the manpower that would build the machine I would use to tap that ass. I would initiate a forbidden ritual to ascend to the next step of existence, so I could hit him like the fist of an angry god. [...] I still wish to perform intercourse with him. I wish to tap that ass. I wish to tap it hard."
Canon!Rei on her feelings about canon!Shinji, after her exposure to T!Rei, Chapter 41.
"I asked myself what it would be like if Yui went ahead with that damn experiment. And now I know what the difference is between you and my wife. The difference is, you both looked into the abyss. And when the abyss looked back... You blinked.
Gendo, Chapter 42, to Canon!Yui on the difference between her and ND!Yui.
"Wow," she says, "I never want to have to regenerate an entire limb again."
Rei, after regenerating an entire arm in Chapter 44.
"Rei! Don't antagonize Cthulhu!"
End of EvaShinji, Chapter 45.
"My faith is too strong," Unit 04 says, "Burn the heretic."
-Why Unit 04 will not kneel before
"Oh, f___ me."
"Not until we're married."
Uri and Annette, defining their limits for their relationship, like responsible teenagers should.
"Greetings, people of Earth! We come from a far off universe, from a world much like your own! Take us to your leader!"
Garrus Vakarian, upon Shepard and co. arrival in the middle of Tokyo 3 Municipal Park.
"The Bro Code is clear: Thou shalt not hit on thy Bro's Daughter."
Junior, Chapter 54.
"Angel, you will go no further. The forces of Mankind will stand against you. For every step you take, you will pay dearly. For every life you have taken, you will pay. We will fight to the last breath. We will fight to the last man. And if you wish to enter this city, you will do so only past me."
"You will go NO FURTHER! If you wanted a fight, it's RIGHT HERE!"
Go-kun, holding firm against the Angel of Might, Zeruel, in Chapter 68.
"I have been chased, attacked, dropped, run around in circles and you're such an uptight doodiehead that your synch level is so low IT'S DIGGING FOR PARIS!"
JA-Tan, proving that Gosh Dang It to Heck! can be funny AND badass.
"Second Branch was normal,"
"It was - It was normal. I mean, I've practically got weird crap happening on a timer, here. Just wait, three seconds and something whacky will happen."
Pieter Sohryu and Gendo Ikari right before a Griffin bursts through the floor.
Angel Badass Boasts