"I watched the trailer. I nerded all over the floor. It was messy."
"Upon hearing the voice acting, I had a nerdgasm. Then a real orgasm. Then another nerdgasm."
Tony Swatton: (with the Buster Sword) How many geeks out there are having nerdgasms right now?
Brian: (with Sephiroth's Masamune) You mean, including us?
[Belphoebe] was watching all of this, eyes glittering with Techno-Lust. If she could have had sex with a weapons system, she’d be on her back with her panties around one ankle, waving in the breeze.
— Jadis Diabolik, from "Saks and Violence", in the Whateley Universe