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Quotes: My Girl Is a Slut
The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!
Billy Connolly

Monogamy is for the weak!

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games
She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names
And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me
She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up
Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself
Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else

I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?
Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Bros.

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"
Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes

I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.
Cindy Margolis on how many sex partners she's had

Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches in your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?
"The more men you've had, the more I love you."
Winston Smith, 1984, to Julia.

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