Quotes / Most Annoying Sound

Fry: Yeah! Crank up the radio! (Turns the radio on)
Radio: WE'RE WHALERS ON THE- (Fry immediately shuts it off)
Futurama, "The Series Has Landed"

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEERRRRRRRGHHH--"

"Shut off that damned noise! Go to Yellow Alert!"

"God damn it! Do you hear this?! Do you hear this, people?! This is the sound of my hell! An eternity of this sound, and IT NEVER! SHUTS! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
Spoony on the "Laughing Scene" in Final Fantasy X.

"Isn't that the most beautiful, radiant sound that has ever been blessed upon your soul? Its exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture of diarrhea bubbling from a coyote's craphole!"
The Angry Video Game Nerd on the background music of Winter Games

"Don't worry if you're not keen on scavenger hunts, though, because the presence of a nearby invisible thing is helpfully indicated by the soundtrack going "BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP" while you're still trying to clear the room of those fucking insidious scuttlefuck spawners - BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP!"
Zero Punctuation The Conduit

"You shut up too! And stop camping just so you can do that annoying-ass taunt!"
Ike, "Brawl Taunts," in response to Kirby's infamous "Hiiii!" taunt

CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
DAVE: no
DAVE: just
DAVE: god damn it
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HOO HOO HEE HEE
DAVE: please
DAVE: just once
DAVE: shut the hell up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HEE HEE HOO
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE HEE
DAVE: shut
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: the
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: fuck
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: up

"AGH! I can't take that sound anymore! I. HATE. YOU. SOUND."
Dipper Pines, Gravity Falls

"*Ding dong* Is that the pizza man? *Ding Dong DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG* Okay JESUS CALM DOWN."
Joel, playing the game Really Scary

"My critic powers are failing me a little bit because I don't know what else to say about a song which is just "I whip my hair back and forth" repeated until your eyes pop and your ears bleed. "Whip My Hair" is, and I say this as someone who willingly listened to "Hollaback Girl", it is one of the most mind-meltingly irritating sounds that has ever been produced by any human being. This is audio Chinese water torture."
Todd in the Shadows on "Whip My Hair"

Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer. The pain of a million ripped-out nosehairs are but a tender massage compared to this inexpressible ultra-torture.
The God-Emperor of Mankind, on why he despises the Ultramarines, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

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