Quotes / Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds

"'Minimal collateral damage' and 'Entire star system' do not belong in the same sentence."
U.N.S. Officer, Schlock Mercenary [1]

Evil The Cat: And now I shall destroy the universssse!
Henchrat: Hehehe... uhh, what we do then, boss?
Evil The Cat: Hmm... *startles* Well, I hadn't really thought about it, actually. Gloat, I suppose; cackle wickedly amid the ashes, sort of thing?
Earthworm Jim the Animated Series

Homer: Homer do good?
Bart: Actually, you doomed us all. Again.