Quotes / Men Don't Cry

"The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me"

Sparks, "Waterproof"

I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
The Cure, Boys Don't Cry

"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Don't cry.
Master Shifu to Po, Kung Fu Panda

Panini: Chowder, are you crying?
Chowder: No! Only girls cry! Men weep!
Chowder , "Apprentice Appreciation Day"

Debbie: I'm sorry but I need a man, not a boy.
Steve: (starts crying) A-a boy? C-could a boy produce tears this big? Huh?
American Dad!, "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

"Crying never solved anything. You got to struggle. You got to keep fighting the good fight. Once you given it your all and your best wasn't good enough, then you can cry not before. A man got to earn his tears!"
The Boss, Girls Bravo

"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off!"
Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi, Thumb Wars

"There's only two times a man should cry - when he loses his wallet and when he gets dumped!"

"Grown men don't cry, except when they get chased by coyotes"
Uncle Grandpa, "Mystery Noise"

Vasishta took him by the arm. His guru said sternly, “The women who must cry already do so. You are a kshatriya; behave like one. You should comfort your people, and instead you stand here sobbing like a lost child.”
It was a tone of voice his guru seldom used, and it brought Bharata up sharply. The prince looked into his master’s eyes and saw such compassion there. He wiped his tears and controlled himself. With some semblance of calm, he collected his father’s remains, to float them down the river to the sea.
The Ramayana, Ramesh Manon translation

"Aha! I knew it! I always knew it!!! My two sweetest roommates in love...and dry those tears, Shinji. You're a boy, aren't you?"
Misato, The Child of Love, chapter 2