Quotes / Likes Older Women
aka: Cake Eater

Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...
Snot: How old?
Steve: She's eighty!
Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!
Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!

Joey: But you're ten years older than me!
Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?
Joey: *aside* Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.

Connor: Oh, no, I - it's just - it's the outfit. (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.
Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that...

Skwisgaar: Guess what, you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to...
Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: She was 84, M. Gustave...
Gustave: I've had older. When you're young, it's all fillet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavourful, or so they say.