Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...
Snot: How old?
Steve: She's eighty!
Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!
Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!
Joey: But you're ten years older than me!
Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?
Joey: * aside* Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.
Connor: Oh, no, I - it's just - it's the outfit. (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.
Skwisgaar: Guess what, you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to...