Quotes: Kissing Cousins
George Michael: Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it 'bunking cousins'?
Lindsay: They call it 'kissing cousins'?
George Michael: We're not kissing! That's the point!
— Arrested Development, "Marta Complex"
Neji: Hinaette...my life were better ended than death prorogued...wanting of thy love!
Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.