Quotes / Kissing Cousins

George Michael: Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it 'bunking cousins'?
Lindsay: They call it 'kissing cousins'?
George Michael: We're not kissing! That's the point!
Arrested Development, "Marta Complex"

Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

Who would've guessed, her family crest,
I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
I swear that if I,
knew she was my cousin, we never would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose,
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "A Complicated Song" (parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)

Edward III: Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.
Edward the Black Prince: But I want to marry my cousin.
Edward III: A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have-but no.