History Quotes / KissingCousins

22nd Dec '15 2:56:51 AM kazokuhouou
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->'''Edward III:''' Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.
->'''Edward the Black Prince:''' But I want to marry my cousin.
->'''Edward III:''' A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have-but no.
-->--''WebComic/HarkAVagrant'', "[[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353 The Black Prince]]"
3rd Dec '15 3:19:40 PM BKelly95
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->Who would've guessed, her family crest,
->I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
->And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
->Tell me.

->How was I supposed to know we were both related?
->I swear that if I,
->knew she was my cousin, we never would've dated.
->What to do now?
->Should I go ahead and propose,
->and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
->move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
-->-- Music/WeirdAlYankovic, "A Complicated Song" (parody of "Complicated" by Music/AvrilLavigne)
3rd Jan '15 2:53:34 PM Mullon
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->''Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''

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->''Her ->Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''
3rd Jan '15 2:53:14 PM Mullon
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->"''Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''"
-->-- [[Creator/JonahHill Donnie Azoff]], ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''

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->"''Her ->''Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''"
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-->-- [[Creator/JonahHill Donnie Azoff]], ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''

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3rd Jan '15 2:52:54 PM Mullon
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->"''Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''"
-->-- [[Creator/JonahHill Donnie Azoff]], ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''
6th Sep '13 5:50:02 PM TastySauce
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->'''Lindsay:''' They call it 'kissing cousins'?

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->'''Lindsay:''' They call it 'kissing cousins'?'[[TropeNamer kissing cousins]]'?



->'''Hinata:''' [[RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]

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->'''Hinata:''' [[RomeoAndJuliet [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]



-->-- ''{{Naruto}}'', ''RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth'', episode 17

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-->-- ''{{Naruto}}'', ''RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth'', episode ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''Manga/RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth'', Episode 17
1st Dec '12 7:35:33 AM lora20
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->'''Hinata:''' [[RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]
->'''Neji:''' [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Hinaette...my life were better ended than death prorogued...wanting of thy love!]]
-->-- ''{{Naruto}}'', ''RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth'', episode 17
1st Mar '12 3:38:00 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- ''ArrestedDevelopment'', "Marta Complex"

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-->-- ''ArrestedDevelopment'', ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', "Marta Complex"
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