History Quotes / KissingCousins

26th Mar '18 9:20:53 PM SenorCornholio
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->'''Diddy Kong''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\
'''Dixie Kong''': You do know we're like, related, right?\\

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->'''Diddy Kong''' Kong:''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\
'''Dixie Kong''': Kong:''' You do know we're like, related, right?\\



'''Diddy Kong''': That's even better!

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'''Diddy Kong''': Kong:''' That's even better!
26th Mar '18 9:20:25 PM SenorCornholio
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-->'''Diddy Kong''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\

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-->'''Diddy ->'''Diddy Kong''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\
26th Mar '18 9:20:16 PM SenorCornholio
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-->'''Diddy Kong''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\
'''Dixie Kong''': You do know we're like, related, right?\\
*''beat''*\\
'''Diddy Kong''': That's even better!
-->-- ''$00pah nin10doh!''
28th Nov '16 4:48:24 AM Tron80
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->But the day comes to an end and so [Comicbook/{{Superboy}} and Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}] head back to Earth.\\
[[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pScx8BN4h3s/SsNtkLIiqkI/AAAAAAAAFeM/T5WENser1mc/s1600-h/sb+80-07.jpg There they find to android manned alien ships about to bathe the Earth in death rays]]. The rather phallic look of the alien ships added a little bit to my 'Clark hopes they could be kissing cousins' theory. I mean ... those ships could have been drawn any shape in the world.
-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Superboy}} #80'' [[http://comicboxcommentary.blogspot.com.es/2009/11/back-issue-box-superboy-80.html review]]
6th Jun '16 3:03:53 PM Eievie
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->''I was feelin' pretty down\\
'Til my girlfriend came around\\

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->''I was feelin' pretty down\\
'Til
down 'til my girlfriend came around\\



In fact I just thought I might\\
Pop the question there that night\\

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In fact I just thought I might\\
Pop
might pop the question there that night\\



It's just like the one on me\\

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It's just like the one on me\\me!\\
6th Jun '16 3:00:15 PM Eievie
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Who would have guessed, her family crest\|

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Who would have guessed, her family crest\|crest\\
6th Jun '16 2:59:47 PM Eievie
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->'''George Michael:''' Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it 'bunking cousins'?
->'''Lindsay:''' They call it '[[TropeNamer kissing cousins]]'?
->'''George Michael:''' We're not kissing! That's the point!

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->'''George Michael:''' Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it 'bunking cousins'?
->'''Lindsay:'''
"bunking cousins".\\
'''Lindsay:'''
They call it '[[TropeNamer kissing cousins]]'?
->'''George
[[TropeNamer "kissing cousins"]]?\\
'''George
Michael:''' We're not kissing! That's the point!



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->'''Hinata:''' [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]
->'''Neji:''' [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Hinaette...my life were better ended than death prorogued...wanting of thy love!]]

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->'''Hinata:'''

->'''Hinata''':
[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]
->'''Neji:'''
Nejio?]]\\
'''Neji''':
[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Hinaette...Hinaette… my life were better ended than death prorogued...prorogued… wanting of thy love!]]



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->Who would've guessed, her family crest,
->I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
->And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
->Tell me.

->How was I supposed to know we were both related?
->I swear that if I,
->knew she was my cousin, we never would've dated.
->What to do now?
->Should I go ahead and propose,
->and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
->move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

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->Who would've
->''I was feelin' pretty down\\
'Til my girlfriend came around\\
We're just so alike in every way\\
I gotta say\\
In fact I just thought I might\\
Pop the question there that night\\
I was kissing her so tenderly\\
But woe is me\\
Who would have
guessed, her family crest,
->I'd
crest\|
I'd
suddenly spy, spy tattooed on her thigh.
->And
thigh\\
And
son of a gun, it's gun\\
It's
just like the one on me.
->Tell me.

->How
me\\
Tell me:\\
How
was I supposed to know we were both related?
->I swear that
related?\\
Believe me,
if I,
->knew
I knew she was my cousin, cousin we never would've dated.
->What
would have dated\\
What
to do now?
->Should
now? Should I go ahead and propose,
->and
propose\\
And
get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
->move
toes\\
And move
to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?tolerated?\\
No, no, no.''



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->'''Edward III:''' Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.
->'''Edward the Black Prince:''' But I want to marry my cousin.
->'''Edward III:''' A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have-but no.
-->--''WebComic/HarkAVagrant'', "[[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353 The Black Prince]]"

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->'''Edward III:''' Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.
->'''Edward
marriage.\\
'''Edward
the Black Prince:''' But I want to marry my cousin.
->'''Edward
cousin.\\
'''Edward
III:''' A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have-but have--but no.
-->--''WebComic/HarkAVagrant'', "[[http://www.[[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353 The "The Black Prince]]"
Prince"]]
22nd Dec '15 2:56:51 AM kazokuhouou
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->'''Edward III:''' Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.
->'''Edward the Black Prince:''' But I want to marry my cousin.
->'''Edward III:''' A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have-but no.
-->--''WebComic/HarkAVagrant'', "[[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353 The Black Prince]]"
3rd Dec '15 3:19:40 PM BKelly95
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->Who would've guessed, her family crest,
->I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
->And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
->Tell me.

->How was I supposed to know we were both related?
->I swear that if I,
->knew she was my cousin, we never would've dated.
->What to do now?
->Should I go ahead and propose,
->and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
->move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
-->-- Music/WeirdAlYankovic, "A Complicated Song" (parody of "Complicated" by Music/AvrilLavigne)
3rd Jan '15 2:53:34 PM Mullon
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->''Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''

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->''Her ->Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.''
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