"Geez, Banana, shut your friggin' gob, okay?!"
— Juno to a random dog, Juno
"This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen."
— Juno on the chair she's staring at, Juno
Juno: I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy. Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Juno: Yeah. And I think I've found that person.
Mac: Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.
