Quotes: Ineffectual Death Threats
It's nice to have a friend to help you get to heaven
A special friend who's got an AK-47...
: Welcome aboard Mon Remonda
. Let's get the rest of your pilots in... so I can get out of this torture suit. Wedge Antilles
: But, sir, I was just going to say how smart you looked in your uniform. I think we ought to stay here, in uniform
, a couple of hours so the holographers can capture the image. You know, for the historians. Han
: Wedge, I think I'm going to have you killed. Wedge
: Yes, sir. I trust you'll wear your dress
uniform for an event like that.
"Every night for the next year he always said something like that to me: 'Thank you for everything, Westley, good night now, I'll probably kill you in the morning.'"
"Oh, not now
, Locksley! ''M gonna kill you! Gonna kill you!'"
Superman: Oh don't even- I will freeze breath your face off.
Batman: No you won't.
Superman: ...You're right, I won't. I love this guy. Up top!