"To even the odds, the game is very loose with its interpretation of in-game collisions. For example, just because the Flash's fist is elbow deep into an eskimo's throat doesn't necessarily mean the eskimo or the game notice."
"thats the result of all the training of ryu, to make a invisible punch"
—Javier19890710, homo-genius: a history of gay inventors: volume 27
"If my character model is making contact with your character model, how in the blue fucking dickens does my weapon not make contact with you? Makes no sense. If my arms and legs, which are holding my weapons can touch your fucking leg, why doesn't the weapon that I'm swing at it hit it?"
''"Everyone, look at my screen right now: I am not touching that spike. I am not touching that spike. I am not touching the spike!!!"
— TheVoiceOfDog, expressing his frustration during the race of a "mystery game"
"Look at this, right here: This laser's not a fuckin' foot. Near. My fuckin' ship. And it fuckin' blew it up."
— xoxak, "Aegis Wing PRO REVIEW", while he repeatedly plays the segment of said laser killing him