Quotes / Histeria!

Now's the time to watch Histeria!
Just like people in Bulgaria.
It's a show that's beyond compare-ia
Comedy, history, with imbecility! (Duh!)

Here's Father Time, no one's hairier.
Big Fat Baby's smell might scare ya.
Loud Kiddington's yell will bury ya;
Have a blast in the past
With our screwy cast!

Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka, and Toast!
And Miss Info... (Hello!)
...and here's Froggo! (Hello.)
World's Oldest Woman chases the host
On Histeria! in stereo!

Through time and space our crew is gonna race;
History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face.
Through centuries we'll meet celebrities—
We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase!

From Sumeria to Siberia,
We will carry ya if necessary-a,
Just to share-ia a crazy area,
Of antiquaria on Histeria!

We swear-ia, and declaria,
Extrordinaria, is Histeria!
So preparia for hilaria
We dare ya to watch Histeria!

—The theme song for Histeria!, sung to the tune of Manhattan Beach March

It's called Histeria!
The world premere-ia!
We dare-ia to watch Histeria!
Preparia for hilaria,
They love it in Bulgaria,
Histeria!
We declare-ia, be aware-ia
The laughter's gonna bury ya, we swearia!
It's history mania,
Get set for Histeria!

We're racing through time in search of comedy
We're gonna make fun of history
With superstars from every century
Here on Histeria!

It's hysterical, historical
Here's Big Fat Baby, he smells horrible
With Father Time, Loud Kiddington,
Miss Information, World's Oldest Woman
Mix Toast and Pepper with Charity
Add Froggo and the others, get hilarity
Revolutionaria, it's time for Histeria!
His-ter-i-a!

—The other theme song for Histeria!

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