Chit Chatterson plays a boat salesman to Ivar the Boneless, a viking who sounds like John Cleese, who is planning to invade England and has come to purchase a ship with a savage-looking figurehead. Chit shows him boats with figureheads of a kitten, a baby duck, a puppy, and a butterfly, claiming them to be a lion, a dragon, a wolf, and a hawk, respectively, and tries without success to convince his customer that these figureheads are anything but what they actually are.
Ivar: There's nothing scary here at all, is there? It's like all your ship's figureheads are being designed by a three-year-old! Chit: Oh, that's just not true! Ivar: No? Chit: No! Actually, I don't think he's over twelve months. [camera pans to reveal that Big Fat Baby is designing the figureheads]
Froggo's reactions to not being given a bag of marshmallows and a crate of leeches, and then a tambourine and a vat of spam, in "The History of Flight".
Loud's rant to Christopher Columbus in "Around the World in a Daze":
Columbus: Crow's nest! You see anything? Loud: LEMMIE CHECK, CAPTAIN! [peers through periscope] OH MY GOSH!! STRAIGHT AHEAD! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! Columbus: What is it? Loud: GUESS! Columbus: Land? Loud: [imitates buzzer] OH, I'M SO SORRY, NO! IT'S WATER!! YES, WATER! MILES AND MILES OF WATER! BUT WAIT! WHAT'S OVER THERE?! OH MY GOLLY! MORE WATER! WAIT! HOW ABOUT THAT THERE!? GUESS WHAT! MORE WATER! [tosses periscope away] YESTERDAY, WATER! THE DAY BEFORE, WATER! FOR THE PAST 70 DAYS, WATER! NOTHING BUT WATER! [face turns red] YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE, CAPTAIN!? Columbus: I think the crow's nest needs a little vacation.
Loud Kiddington's outing as Erik The Red also gave him a funny lookout job, demonstrating how vikings kept land in sight in order to navigate.
Loud: (quietly as crew sleeps) See it...see it...see it...<gasp> DON'T SEE IT! <crew wakes up and rows frantically> DON'T SEE IT! DON'T SEE IT! <whew> See it...See it...
After their journey to North America, entailing WEEKS if not MONTHS of being out of sight of land with Loud's ceaseless screaming...
Viking crew: (exhausted) We saw it...we saw it...we saw it...
Anything involving Lucky Bob. For example:
Lucky Bob: I spy, something that begins with the letter "B". Cho-Cho: Blinking lights? Lucky Bob: Nope. Cho-Cho: Big moon outside window? Lucky Bob: No. Cho-Cho: Black darkness of deep outer space? Lucky Bob: No. Cho-Cho: A bagel? Lucky Bob: No. Cho-Cho: A blitz? Lucky Bob: No. Caption: 55 HOURS LATER Cho-Cho: A bupka? Lucky Bob: No. Cho-Cho: Big Fat Flying Baby? Lucky Bob: No. Cho-Cho: A Bob who is lucky? Lucky Bob: Uh... no. Cho-Cho: Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks? Astronauts: TELL HER ALREADY!! Sammy Melman: WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!! Lucky Bob: Chocolate!
Bill Straitman interviewing Hakon the Good about how vikings named their swords.
Bill Straitman: Well, tell us, what is this one called? Hakon the Good: Oh, this one here? This is Bob! Bob the Sss-word! Bill Straitman: Bob? Hakon the Good: Right! And that's Timmy over there! And right here is Greta! Greta likes Timmy, don't you, Greta? [as Greta] "That's right! I want to marry Timmy!" [as himself] But not if Bob has anything to say about it! Right, Bob? [as Bob] "That's right! You can't marry Timmy; I want to marry you!" [as Greta] "But I love Timmy!" [as Bob] "Too bad! You're marryin' me!" [as Timmy] "Over my dead body!" says Timmy! [as Bob] "Oh yeah?!" [as Timmy] "Yeah!" [as Bob] "Well then, let's go at it!"
Toast delivering pizza to Rene Descartes:
Toast: Pizza's here! Descartes: What? Toast: Here's your pepperoni pizza with extra barbecue sauce, hold the anchovies. Descartes: I didn't order any pizza! Toast: Yeah ya did, I got the order right here. René Descartes: That is not my address; this is for Galileo. He lives in Italy. Toast: Well, I don't think I can get there in a half-hour or less.
"Hi gang, Pop Quiz here! We ask several historical questions for our players then act flabbergasted at their overwhelming ignorance!"
From the Superwriters sketch:
Edgar Allan Poe: I've just completed a rewrite we can all be proud of! Johnathan Livingston's Seagull is now a bloodthirsty vampire bat named Caroline, who is mysteriously compelled to fly into the propeller of an airplane, on the first page! [laughs evilly] Basho: It is still too long! [screams and slices Poe's book in half]
Not to mention Emily Dickinson summoning Death itself to dispatch Sappho. She then tells Death to get her some tea, and he complies!
"Super Amazing Constitutions":
Andrew Jackson: Now listen up! I'm General Andrew Jackson! Aka Pella: Oooh, are you related to Michael Jackson? Andrew Jackson: No! Although I do have an uncle who looks a lot like Tito. Now clear out! This here's no place for children. Aka Pella: It could be if you put in swings and a jungle gym.
At the end of the sketch where Elmer Fudd, as Gutzon Borglum, and Loud, as his son Lincoln, build Mt. Rushmore:
Elmer: Aah, finished! West and wewaxation at wast! And thanks to your help, it only took fouteen yeaws to compwete. Loud: Aww, you're only saying that because I'm your son. Elmer: No, I'm saying that because working awone, I could've finished it in six yeaws!!
In the sketch about Napoleon, they have this to say about his choice to invade Russia:
Napoleon: It was what we call— Loud: A VERY BAD IDEA!
"Histeria Around The World (Part 2)" opens with a Teletubbies parody called "The Histera-tubbies" with Charity, Loud, Aka and Toast playing Skanky Wanky, Louh-Louh, Sassy, and Toe, respectively. Needless to say, their reactions to their surroundings are priceless, as well as their reaction to the sun-baby (played by Big Fat Baby).
The Green Eggs and Ham homage with Loud and George H.W. Bush.
Lydia Karaoke objecting to the use of "Damn the torpedoes" because you can't say "damn" on an American kids' show. The captain decides to put Lydia on a boat and send her out to sea, only for her to get hit by a torpedo. As she clings to the remnants of her ship, Lydia says, "Okay, now I know why they said, 'Damn the torpedoes'!"
"Great Women Of History In Group Therapy." Which includes:
Lizzie Borden as a raving Ax-Crazy lunatic espousing she's the O.J. of 1892. The short even ends with her chasing after everyone and trying to kill them.