Zelda...that name seems...somehow familiar.
— Princess Zelda in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when Link first meets her while named "Zelda"
"My latest XCOM 2 changelog: - "Hot Load" is no longer a viable nickname for soldiers. I'm an important person doing noble work."
You know, I no longer care what her name is! To me she is just "A Whore". [...] The best part of all of this, is that you get to name A Whore's dog too. And here is where you can really have some endless fun. Someone once told me about another guy who named the dog "Vaginal", but when I play for it, I went for "Anal". As you can see: "A Whore's Limit Break uses Anal", and "You can learn many tricks with Anal". There are a lot, but you start with "Anal Rush", "Anal Recover", and "Anal Cannon". The dog gets more powers from the "Pet Pal Magazines", like "Anal Search", "Anal Strike" and "Anal Reverse". Ewww!
I named him after my family's dog. Boy, was it hard to ever take him seriously after that. "I AM WOODY, SON OF SETO...!"
Why put in a name anyway? It's not like the game is gonna save it. But if it did, I guarantee most of the high scores will belong to 'AAAA'.
— The Angry Video Game Nerd on Winter Games
Nier is in actuality the name of the main character, the guy on the box who looks a bit like Emmett Brown wearing his underpants on his face. I only found this out later, though, because before the game tells you his name it asks you if you can come up with a better one, and thus began the adventures of Twattycake, defender of the innocent.