"Though it moves like a living thing, anyone can tell it lacks a soul... not to mention mercy."
— Hollow Warrior, Magic the Gathering
"Golem must work. Golem must have a master."
— Dorfl, Feet of Clay
It's the Golem of Prague! Legendary defender of the Jewish people - like Alan Dershowitz, but with a conscience. Ha! I kid Alan, we're friends.
—Krusty, The Simpsons