"Hikari wo hanatsu karada ga
(When two shining bodies) Toke au matrix evolution
(Join together in a Matrix Evolution
) Subete ga michita shunkan
(The moment everything is fulfilled) Ima, sore ga ima!
(Now, that time is now!) Zero e to kawaru kokoro ga
(When two hearts become zero and) Toke au matrix evolution
(Join together in a Matrix Evolution) Sono toki subete wakaru sa
(That's when you'll understand everything) Futari deaeta imi
(The meaning of your meeting)"''
(Louie starts panicking and runs around like a headless chicken.) Louie
: Holy ducknuts! He's taken Unca Scrooge's body and now he's gonna kill him! We're doomed! Doomed!
(Dewey dope slaps
: Agh... Dewey
: Stop spreading retard all over the place and pull yourself together, soldier! We've gotta do something! Louie
: But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him! Dewey
: We can use the Fusion technique! Louie
: Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time! Dewey
: What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid! Louie
: Oh, okay...okay. I'll do it! Louie and Dewey
: Fusion.... HA!
(Louie and Dewey do the Fusion dance and merge into Lewey/Douie.) Lewey/Douie
: Now let's save Unca Scrooge!
(Vegeta!Scrooge is about to finish off Scrooge!Vegeta with a Spirit Gun, but Lewey/Douie deflects the blast onto the city of Winnipeg, which blows up.) Vegeta!Scrooge
: What is this?! Lewey/Douie
: Behold the awesome power of Douie! You mean Lewey, right? Douie! How about Ldouey? Dlewie! I'm sick of you! Come here!
(Lewey/Douie starts beating himself up and crashes into a rock, negating the fusion.) Dewey
: I hate you, Louie.