Quotes / French Jerk

Fry: Who should I root for? America? Or one of those countries I learned about at the food court?
Amy: How about those guys?
Leela: No, They're from the Republic of French Stereotypes. Everybody hates them.
Futurama, "Bend Her"

"Wellll, if it eesn't the Fereldan tur-neep!"
Baron Arlange, Dragon Age II

Lister: Holly, all his mates were French!

Hank Scorpio: (calibrating a giant laser) By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Scorpio: Haha, nobody ever says Italy.
The Simpsons, "You Only Move Twice"

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a? (...) You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-King-a! You and your silly English Knnnnnnnn-iggits! Thhhhhppptt! Thhpt! Thppppt!"
The French Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"There is no Hell. There is only France."

Miss Benson: My, you'd think a woman could have a baby without France butting in.
Jenkins: Well, fifty million Frenchmen—they've got to do something.

In bars and cafés across France, voters breathed a sigh of relief in the knowledge that arrogantly comparing themselves to the U.S. population, a longtime favorite pastime of the French people, would remain viable for the foreseeable future.

Pierre Grimange, a Parisian café-goer, sipped on a glass of Bordeaux and toasted his nation "for not being so dumb as the United States after all."

"A lot was at stake today: the future of our liberal traditions and our democracy itself," he said. "But by far the greatest loss of all would have been our right to look down on Americans."

"Grâce à Dieu, that has been secured!" Grimange exclaimed.
'''The Borowitz Report, New Yorker, May 07,2017, after the May Elections that saw the defeat of Marie Le Pen.

"Can you not right now?"
"I am French, so... no."
Seras Victoria and Pip Bernadotte, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Le Frog: I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? "Boo-hoo-hoo! It is so dark! So cold! So terrible". Heheheh.
The Toad: You find my pain funny?!
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny, but my own. ...I'm French!