Anna: I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know that day. She said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...
Kristoff: Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? [..] Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?
Anna: ...yes, they did. (moves away from Kristoff) But Hans is not a stranger.
Kristof: Oh yeah? What's his last name?
Anna: Of the Southern Isles.
Kristof: What's his favorite food?
Anna: Sandwiches.
Kristof: Best friend's name?
Anna: Probably John.
Kristof: Eye color?
Anna: Dreamy.
Kristof: Foot size?
Anna: Foot size doesn't matter!
Kristoff: Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? [..] Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?
Anna: ...yes, they did. (moves away from Kristoff) But Hans is not a stranger.
Kristof: Oh yeah? What's his last name?
Anna: Of the Southern Isles.
Kristof: What's his favorite food?
Anna: Sandwiches.
Kristof: Best friend's name?
Anna: Probably John.
Kristof: Eye color?
Anna: Dreamy.
Kristof: Foot size?
Anna: Foot size doesn't matter!
Giselle: Oh, it's you.
Prince Edward: Yes, it's me. And you are?
Giselle: Giselle.
Prince Edward: Oh, Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!
Prince Edward: Yes, it's me. And you are?
Giselle: Giselle.
Prince Edward: Oh, Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!
Robert: How long have you known your Prince Charming?
Giselle: Oh, about a day.
Robert: You mean it feels like a day 'cause you're so in love?
Giselle: No, it's been a day. And tomorrow will be two days...
Robert: You're kidding. You're going to marry someone after a day because you fell in love with him?
Giselle: Yes. Yes!
Giselle: Oh, about a day.
Robert: You mean it feels like a day 'cause you're so in love?
Giselle: No, it's been a day. And tomorrow will be two days...
Robert: You're kidding. You're going to marry someone after a day because you fell in love with him?
Giselle: Yes. Yes!
— Enchanted
"We have the best meeting story ever! 'Mommy, how did you meet Dad?' 'Well, alien terrorists attacked my hotel and your Dad and I ran for your lives and we-' ...@#$%! What's his name again??"
Myras Tyla, Halo: Uprising
"Chrom married Olivia, whom he just met recently. He doesn't know her well, but she has a NICE ass, which is the main reason why he married her."
Asuna: So...what should we do now?
Left Brain Kirito: FUCK!
Right Brain Kirito: What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!
LB!Kirito: I don't know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point...
RB!Kirito: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!
LB!Kirito: Look, just say anything!
RB!Kirito: Anything?!
LB!Kirito: Anything! Just...say it with confidence.
RB!Kirito: Eh, alright. Here goes nothing!
Kirito: We should get married.
LB!Kirito: NNOOOOOO!!!!
RB!Kirito: What?! You said "Say anything"!
LB!Kirito: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!
RB!Kirito: I'M SORRY, I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
LB!Kirito: [sighs] You know what? It's fine. Forget it. We'll just play it off as a joke. No harm done.
Asuna: [crying Tears of Joy] Yes! Let's do it!
LB!Kirito: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
RB!Kirito: Hey, uh, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't!
Asuna's Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!?!
Asuna's Right Brain: I DON'T KNOOOOOOWW!!!
Left Brain Kirito: FUCK!
Right Brain Kirito: What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!
LB!Kirito: I don't know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point...
RB!Kirito: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!
LB!Kirito: Look, just say anything!
RB!Kirito: Anything?!
LB!Kirito: Anything! Just...say it with confidence.
RB!Kirito: Eh, alright. Here goes nothing!
Kirito: We should get married.
LB!Kirito: NNOOOOOO!!!!
RB!Kirito: What?! You said "Say anything"!
LB!Kirito: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!
RB!Kirito: I'M SORRY, I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
LB!Kirito: [sighs] You know what? It's fine. Forget it. We'll just play it off as a joke. No harm done.
Asuna: [crying Tears of Joy] Yes! Let's do it!
LB!Kirito: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
RB!Kirito: Hey, uh, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't!
Asuna's Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!?!
Asuna's Right Brain: I DON'T KNOOOOOOWW!!!
Kirito: Hey, Asuna. For real this time. No bullshit. Do you think we got married too quickly?
Asuna: Yeah, obviously.
Kirito: Yeah, me too... Do you wanna stay together anyway?
Asuna: Yeah, obviously.
Kirito: Yeah, me too... Was that the entire conversation?
Asuna: I... think it was.
Kirito: THAT WAS SO EASY!
Asuna: WE ARE SO STUPID!!
Asuna: Yeah, obviously.
Kirito: Yeah, me too... Do you wanna stay together anyway?
Asuna: Yeah, obviously.
Kirito: Yeah, me too... Was that the entire conversation?
Asuna: I... think it was.
Kirito: THAT WAS SO EASY!
Asuna: WE ARE SO STUPID!!
Leslie: Andy and April are about to get married.
Ben: Wow. My Brita filter’s older than their relationship. Wait, should I change my Brita filter?
Leslie: I don’t know. It depends on how frequently you use it. Stay focused, okay?
Ben: Wow. My Brita filter’s older than their relationship. Wait, should I change my Brita filter?
Leslie: I don’t know. It depends on how frequently you use it. Stay focused, okay?
Emma: Were they...friends? My lady and her husband?
Al: Wot's that?
Emma: Well, that is... Actually, I was wondering how they met.
Al: Oh, the usual way. Parents' decision, it was. Three meetin's and then a weddin'.
Emma: Really?
Al: That's 'ow it was for everyone back in those days.
Al: Wot's that?
Emma: Well, that is... Actually, I was wondering how they met.
Al: Oh, the usual way. Parents' decision, it was. Three meetin's and then a weddin'.
Emma: Really?
Al: That's 'ow it was for everyone back in those days.
