Lorraine Baines McFly in 1985: Girls chasing boys! When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Lorraine Baines in 1955: Marty, I'm almost eighteen years old - it's not like I've never parked before.

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
But I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become volvo-driving soccer moms

I believe in this and it's been tested by research:
He who fucks nuns will later join the church.

Remus: Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away -

Sirius: If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you mean.

Harry: (pained) He kept messing up his hair! (Sirius and Remus both laugh)

Sirius: (affectionate) I'd forgotten he used to do that.

Remus: Was he playing with the Snitch?

Harry: Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot.

Sirius: Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.

''Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one."