Quotes / Former Teen Rebel

"I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom"
Everclear, "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

"I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around
I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair
You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square"
Huey Lewis and the News, "Hip to Be Square"

I believe in this and it's been tested by research:
He who fucks nuns will later join the church.
The Clash, "Death or Glory"

Lorraine Baines McFly in 1985: Girls chasing boys! When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Lorraine Baines in 1955: Marty, I'm almost eighteen years old - it's not like I've never parked before.

Remus: Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away -
Harry: (pained) He kept messing up his hair! (Sirius and Remus both laugh)
Sirius: (affectionate) I'd forgotten he used to do that.
Remus: Was he playing with the Snitch?
Harry: Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot.
Sirius: Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much.

''Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one."