Quotes / Everyone Is a Suspect

Macaffery: No one is to leave the premises. Until further investigation, everyone is considered a suspect!
Dick: Everyone? S-surely you don't mean... everyone?
Macaffery: Given the right circumstances, anyone is capable of murder!
Dick: But not everyone.
Macaffery: Yes, everyone.
Dick: But not anyone.
Macaffery: Yes!

BLU Spy: This Spy has already breached our defenses. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! And worst of all... he could be any one of us! He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-

Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr. Burns. Even us. (everyone groans in agreement) Bart, he broke your dog's legs. Grampa, he destroyed your home. And Dad, well, you kinda went berserk when he couldn't remember your name.
Homer: BERSERK IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!! May I have some iced tea, please?
Bart: Aren't we forgetting someone, sister suspect?
Lisa: Hehehe... yeah, I was just getting to me. Because of Mr. Burns, they cancelled my jazz program, and my friend Tito Puente got fired!

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