Quotes: Duct Tape for Everything
Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I
do believe in duct tape.
First law of the universe: You can never have too much duct tape.
Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely.
Duct Tape is like violence: Doesn't work? Use more.
If you're whining over ANY problem that can be solved with less than a square inch of duct tape, you're spoiled. That's the rule.
— Bryan Lambert, You Are Dumb
Dang you're dim, stupid man. You totally fell for it and gave me the tape. I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!
Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape...
Duct tape is a must-have tool for every inventor. It's good to focus on the fundamentals and work your way upwards in the inventing industry.
— The Sims 3
(description of the "Duct Tape Rigger" rank on the Inventing
Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40.
Really? Stoop that low? Duct tape?! Are you serious?!
, after losing a Last Man Standing match to John Cena
when Cena taped Batista's legs together around one of the ring posts
Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
The usefulness of duct tape is limited only by a character’s imagination. Duct tape can support up to 200 pounds indefinitely, or up to 300 pounds for 1d6 rounds. Characters bound with duct tape must make a Strength or Escape Artist check (DC 20) to free themselves.
Yes, even in the far future duct tape is the best way to patch anything! Even starship hulls!
Please refrain from peeling off the special space-age polymer holding the starship together. It may look and feel like duct tape, but it's not. It's called... space... tape. Very advanced stuff. Thank you.
Frank: Just hang onto this tape.
Sarah: Oh no-no; you said we were just gonna to talk to her.
The woman just lost her daughter. You can't just go around duct-taping everyone!
: As you can see...(camera shows his end table with a missing leg)
the table... Professor
: Ah, yes...ze table! I vill see vhat I can do! Panther King
: I don't want to have to get out the duct tape...again... Professor
: Yes—I mean, no—eh, I don't want you to get out the duct tape again!
Duct tape can fix everything. Even torn duct tape!