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->''"Cacofonix, the bard. Opinion is [[BlatantLies divided]] as to his musical gifts. [[SmallNameBigEgo Cacofonix thinks he's a genius.]] Everyone else thinks he's unspeakable. But so long as he doesn't speak, let alone sing, everybody likes him…"''
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}''
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-->--''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Chapter 12

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-->--''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Chapter 1212

-> ''"Sometimes, when they're in a pleasant mood, the Pikmin will start to sing a little tune. Feeling inspired, I tried to join in...until [[NoJustNoReaction they went noticeably silent]]. I suppose my singing doesn't appeal to their musical tastes."''
-->--'''Captain Olimar''' blissfully unaware of his terrible singing voice, ''VideoGame/Pikmin4''
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-->-- The narration on Dotti, ''[[Literature/{{Redwall}} Lord Brocktree]]''

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-->-- The narration on Dotti, ''[[Literature/{{Redwall}} Lord Brocktree]]''Brocktree]]''

->'''Ibuki Mioda:''' Alright, it’s time for the next song! It’s called, “You Are Cute And I Am Angry!” Ibuki wrote it because cute people are the bane of her existence, and –\\
'''Kazuichi Souda:''' NOOOO! NO - MORE - SONGS!\\
'''Mahiru Koizumi:''' It…might be better if we did things more like a traditional summer festival from here, Ibuki-chan. I think our ears need a little time to recover…
-->--''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Chapter 12
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-> ''To say her singing was akin to a squashed frog trapped beneath a stone [[InsultToRocks would be a great insult to both frog and stone]].''

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-> ''To say her singing was describe the young haremaid's voice as akin to a squashed frog trapped beneath a hot stone [[InsultToRocks would be a great insult to both frog and stone]].''
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-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS3E11MusicOfSound Music of Sound]]"

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-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS3E11MusicOfSound Music of Sound]]"Sound]]"

-> ''To say her singing was akin to a squashed frog trapped beneath a stone [[InsultToRocks would be a great insult to both frog and stone]].''
-->-- The narration on Dotti, ''[[Literature/{{Redwall}} Lord Brocktree]]''
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-->'''--WesternAnimation/TheThreeLittleBops''', WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes

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-->'''--WesternAnimation/TheThreeLittleBops''', WesternAnimation/LooneyTunesWesternAnimation/LooneyTunes

->'''Rivka:''' Have you brought...offering?\\
'''Olympia:''' Yes. I prepared a song. ''[singing]'' Here I aaam, in the heart of the wooorld-\\
'''Rivka:''' Baby Genius agrees to help ''if you do not sing.''\\
'''Olympia:''' Oh. O-Okay.
-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS2E18OrchidsAlmostHalfHourTalentShowThePerfectScore The Perfect Score]]"

->'''Orla:''' So be it. A ''band'' broke up. Is it really the end of the world?\\
'''Oprah:''' Yes! There's something about Soundcheck most people don't know. They're the only ones who can stop this very dangerous villain group. ''[turns on the screen behind her]'' The Villain People. My least favorite band. Their songs are very annoying, but they also have the power to create major oddness.\\
'''Narrator:''' The Big O was right. The Villain People's music wasn't just bad, it was evil. And they wanted to use it to TakeOverTheWorld.
-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS3E11MusicOfSound Music of Sound]]"
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-->-- Found in the comments of [[https://www.twindragonscomic.com/comic/above-and-beyond/ this page]] of ''Webcomic/TwinDragons''

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-->-- Found in the comments of [[https://www.twindragonscomic.com/comic/above-and-beyond/ this page]] of ''Webcomic/TwinDragons''''Webcomic/TwinDragons''

->We've played in the West
->We've played in the East
->We've heard the most
->But you're the least!
-->'''--WesternAnimation/TheThreeLittleBops''', WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes

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->'''[[Anime/DokiDokiPrettyCure Mana]]:''' Then, to answer their feelings, one more song! (''her teammates cover their ears'') [[DiegeticSoundtrackUsage THE WORLD IS LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND!]]\\

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->'''[[Anime/DokiDokiPrettyCure ->'''[[Anime/DokiDokiPrecure Mana]]:''' Then, to answer their feelings, one more song! (''her teammates cover their ears'') [[DiegeticSoundtrackUsage THE WORLD IS LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND!]]\\


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->'''Maya''': I know! I think {Dina} wants a lullaby!\\
''(Rachel and Clara run away and cover their ears)''\\
'''Maya''': [[NoIndoorVoice ROCK A BYE DINA]], [[HollywoodToneDeaf ON THE TREETOP!]]\\
'''Mackenzie''': What is that sound?!\\
'''Davi''': Make it stop!!\\
''(Dina cries even louder)''
--> ''Anime/GlitterForceDokiDoki''
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-->'''Snail Doctor''' after hearing '''Squidward''''s clarinet playing, ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

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-->'''Snail -->--'''Snail Doctor''' after hearing '''Squidward''''s clarinet playing, ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''



'''Taylor:''' Tried singing, summoned Cthulhu, need help.

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'''Taylor:''' Tried singing, summoned Cthulhu, Literature/{{Cthulhu|Mythos}}, need help.
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->''"That's how you ''believe'' you play, sir. That's why, when the Psiren read your mind, he shared your delusion that you are not a ten-thumbed, tone-deaf, talentless noise polluter."''
-->--'''Kryten, Series/RedDwarf'''

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->'''Taylor Blackwell:''' How do I get the ability to summon birds on demand?\\
'''David Nuttail:''' Carry food in your hands. It works all the time, so long as the birds can see the food. Just make sure they don’t leave some, uh, leavings, on the food.\\
'''Taylor:''' Retcon: How do I get the ability to summon birds on demand that are not out to steal my food or kill me ^^\\
'''DTIBA:''' Learn to sing like Snow White.\\
'''Taylor:''' Tried singing, summoned Cthulhu, need help.
-->-- Found in the comments of [[https://www.twindragonscomic.com/comic/above-and-beyond/ this page]] of ''Webcomic/TwinDragons''
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->'''[[SmallNameBigEgo Swagmaster]]:''' Ahem, anyway. You guys are in detention. Go write "Swag is best" one bajillion times on the board then you can leave.\\
'''Meggy:''' And if we don't?\\
'''Swagmaster:''' ....I'm gonna start yodelling.\\
''[Meggy and [=SMG4=] both don 'OhCrap' faces and run to the board to start writing]''
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioSuffersInfiniteDetention Mario Suffers Infinite Detention]]"
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->''...but the last time a video of mine got flagged [[ArtificialStupidity by a bot]] for breaching community standards, which was me singing Happy Birthday to [=SumitoMedia=], Youtube decided it was a '''hate crime''', and deleted the video ''and'' gave me a community strike.''
-->-- '''[=LazerPig=]''' on why he's cut singing segments from his videos, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xoLVIIyEbI A perfectly sober discussion on WW1 French Tanks]]''
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->''Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises.''
-->'''Snail Doctor''' after hearing '''Squidward''''s clarinet playing, ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''
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->It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be a sound and became some sort of invasive presence.\\
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There had been plenty of singers whose high notes could [[GlassShatteringSound smash a glass]], but Nanny's high C could clean it.
-->--''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
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->Marvin had started off as a country singer, singing old Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash songs. He had done regular live concerts from San Quentin jail until the Civil Rights people got him under the Cruel and Unusual Punishment clause.
-->--''Literature/GoodOmens''
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'''Fulliautomatix''': ''Oh no, you won't! Oh no, won't! Oh no, you won't!''

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'''Fulliautomatix''': ''Oh no, you won't! Oh no, you won't! Oh no, you won't!''
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->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

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->-- -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''
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Nevermind, the game used single notes and this looks .ore accurate for something from the 80s.


'''Gagawa:''' This is the...🎶\\
love story...🎶\\
of a carp from Ginza...🎶\\

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'''Gagawa:''' This is the...🎶\\
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love story...🎶\\
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of a carp from Ginza...🎶\\♪\\
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->'''Narrator:''' Incredibly, Gagawa takes out a microphone and starts singing.\\
'''Gagawa:''' This is the...🎶\\
love story...🎶\\
of a carp from Ginza...🎶\\
'''Narrator:''' He's... bad. Really bad.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/IdolHakkenden''
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->'''[[Anime/DokiDokiPrettyCure Mana]]:''' Then, to answer their feelings, one more song! (''her teammates cover their ears'') [[ThemeTuneCameo THE WORLD IS LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND!]]\\

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->'''[[Anime/DokiDokiPrettyCure Mana]]:''' Then, to answer their feelings, one more song! (''her teammates cover their ears'') [[ThemeTuneCameo [[DiegeticSoundtrackUsage THE WORLD IS LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND!]]\\
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-> '''Plankton:''' Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.\\
'''Squidward:''' . . . [[KickTheDog Mediocre . . .?]]
->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''
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->''As I reclined in that position and I heard his composition\\
The playing of his cittern was out of tune and time\\
I found his lyrics charming but alas they were alarming\\
For the syllables were plentiful but the words just didn't rhyme!''
--> ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LKlYGEHM4 The Inept Wooer]]'', the Merry Wives of Windsor
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->''He played guitar like a natural [[BaitAndSwitch disaster]]...''
-->'''Trip Shakespeare''', "Toolmaster of Brainard"
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->"I'm sure a contract will be following shortly... If anyone knows a hitman..."

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->"I'm sure a contract will be following very shortly... If anyone knows a hitman..."
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->"I'm sure a contract will be following shortly... If anyone knows a hitman..."
-->--'''Jack Dee''', after Barry Cryer has sung "Hanky Panky" to the tune of "Delilah" in a round of "One Song to the Tune of Another" on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''
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->"I'm sure a contract will be following shortly... If anyone knows a hitman..."
-->--'''Jack Dee''', after Barry Cryer has sung "Hanky Panky" to the tune of "Delilah" in a round of "One Song to the Tune of Another" on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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