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Pointy-Haired Boss: I hired a man hater to be your supervisor.
Dilbert: Why?
PHB: Frankly, I am kinda turned on by angry women in pantsuits.

"Hey! Is it true that you've been seeing a man?! You can't, you can't, it's out of the question! You don't know what men are really like! They're dirty, disgusting, and self-centered! Not to mention irresponsible, perverted, violent and shameless! if they seem the slightiest bit kind, then it's just a front...! Anyway, you can't go out with a man! You can't... go out with a man... You'll just get hurt…"
Mariko Shinobu, Dear Brother manga

"Oh please, don't be naive. Men are pigs."
Ileen, Bachelor Party

Takeshi: Why do you hate men so much?!
Mariko: They're selfish, dirty, and the cruelest creatures on Earth.
Takeshi: But how can you say all men are like that?
Mariko: How can you say they are not?
Takeshi: I at least know that I am not like that!
Mariko: It's true! Men are all talk but no deed!
Takeshi: [falls off his chair] Henmi!
Mariko Shinobu and Takeshi Ichinomiya, Dear Brother anime.

"I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"
Elaine Benes, Seinfeld

"How many times have I told you? Men are utensils. You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them again!"
Penny "Grams" Halliwell, with her grandson-in-law and second grandson within earshot.

"Gunununununununu... All you men are such... such... men are such...!"
Momoka Fujiwara, Eroge! Sex And Games Make Sexy Games

"NOOOOOOO! Go away! I despise men!"
Quacho Queen, World of Final Fantasy

Venusian female: (attacking Cruze) I hate them! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them! (dragged off by guards) I hate them!
Lt. Turner: What you suppose is the matter with her?
Lt. Cruze: Yeah, why you suppose she's picking on me? I didn't do anything!
Prof. Konrad: I don't think they like strangers.
Captain Patterson: I don't think they like men.
Dyson: You're judging me on thing's I haven't even done yet. Jesus. How were we supposed to know?
Sarah: Yeah. Right. How were you supposed to know? Fucking men... all you know how to do is thrust into the world with your... fucking ideas and your weapons. Did you know that every gun in the world is named after a man? Colt, Browning, Smith, Thompson, Kalashnikov... all men. Men built the hydrogen bomb, not women... men like you thought it up. You're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something... to create a life. To feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death... you fucking bastards.
John: Mom, Mom, we need to be more constructive here. I don't see this as a gender-related issue.note 

Boys, always b-b-bouncing off the wall. Yeah, boys, mouth real big and brain too small. B-b-b-boys try not to cry when they fall. Yeah, boys, they've got no sense at all. (...) Boys are just pathetic and they really just don't get it. Gotta stop to chew before they walk. Teach a boy a lesson and you'll know that he'll forget it. Kinda like a camel, they spit when they talk. Girls rule, boys drool. Girls rule, boys drool. Girls rule, boys drool. The boys can't help it if the girls are cool! The boys can't help it if the girls are cool!
Molly O!, Generation O!, "Girls Rule, Boys Drool"

"All men are assholes."
Claudette, The Room (2003)

"Let's also give a round of applause to the gentlemen cleaning up the ring, someone's gotta do it. Everyone serves a purpose in Mission Pro Wrestling, even the men! HAHAHA!"
Sam L'Eterna, Mission Pro Wrestling Locked N' Loaded

Dan: T-this is a misunderstanding, right? I- I mean what would even be your motive to doing all that?
Linda Simons: Oh, I just hate men.
Dan: Huh? But I've literally never done anything to you... I'm not even interested in you!
Linda Simons: Ugh, shut up. Do I look like I care? Men are all a plague. Although they do taste sweet~

"You're rotten, Harry! You know why? 'Cos you're a man! All men are filthy. All they ever want to do is to get at you. For a long time I let them get at me. That's why I'm in this dump! But no more! You hear me? I'm not going to let a man's filthy hands touch me again!"

"All men are fucking disgusting animals. They should all be taken out back and shot. They can't get away with this! I'm going to make this world a better place where all women can live in peace!"
Ame-chan/OMGKawaiiAngel on Tweeter in one of her potential Creator Breakdowns invoked, NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD

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