"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER DEMON KING!"
Shinji: Father, what are we going to do tonight?
Gendo: Same thing we do every night, Shinji: try to implement human instrumentality!
"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng... sm... sploded out of nowhere!"
— Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
"Disclaimer: Danny Phantom is owned by Butch Hartman, who would probably vomit into a bucket if he knew this story existed..."
— Tavalya Ra, Mind of a Hero, a.k.a. The Crack
"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires using their penises as weapons."
— Arkhan, AH.com forums
"Peter Griffin went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Street Fighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."
Professor Colbert: That brings us to today's Wørd.
The Wørd: VOLDEMORT.
Professor Colbert: Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.