Quotes / Continuity Snarl

Fan Art
Reader at booksigning: Holy hell! This thing reads like a Choose Your Own Adventure book!
Donna Troy: Yeah...Pretty much...
Fan art by Stjepan Sejic showing Donna Troy promoting her autobiography, entitled, "Your Guess Is As Good as Mine"

Web Animation

Wolverine: No, no, don't change the subject here. Why aren't you dead?
Magneto: Oh, that. Well, you see, that wasn't me.
Wolverine: Oh really now?
Magneto: It was actually Xorn's twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn.
Beast: That defies all logic!
X-Men: Death Becomes Them (note that this is an entirely accurate description of the canon at the time after all the retcons.)

Web Original

"At this point, since we now have all of the possible references contradicting themselves, this neutral researcher says "to hell with it" and closes the subject."
The rec.arts.comics.marvel.xbooks FAQ, on the Phoenix storyline in the X-Men comics.

HA! Take that obsessive fanbase!

Boomstick: Basically, Quicksilver and his twin sister the Scarlet Witch were born Pietro and Wanda to a pair of gypsies named Django and Marya Maximoff. But as babies, they were kidnapped by a guy they call the High Evolutionary. He experimented on the two children and then returned them to their parents, only now they had super cool powers! But, Pietro and Wanda were tricked into believing that they were the mutant children of Magneto, abandoned by their mother and given to gypsies by a cow-lady midwife.
Wiz: (Completely dumbfounded) ...what the hell?!
Death Battle, The Flash vs. Quicksilver


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